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You accidentally hit the "random" button. A prompt appears on the screen that the vending machine suddenly has, "Are you sure you want to continue? Y or N?" Curious, you press the Y, and the machine starts spits out a drink. It turns out you've received a cup of cappuccino at ran...

>do whatever star and moon think is best 'cause that's what he's gonna draw regardless of any of our inputs https://i.imgur.com/GmLVckm.png You decide to retrieve the Can of Bean. Yes! Nobody's home! >Turn off transparency https://i.imgur.com/e2pZ8HA.png >hit lock on radio with can of bean https://i...

You receive an ordinary orange soda. Unfortunately, ordinary orange sodas are super saturated and your tongue is now permanently orange.

I insert a coin, and hit the Sprite (or sprite knockoff) option.

Zeor wrote:I currently represent the entire continent of North America.

For some reason I was somewhere in Spain, but I fixed it and now I'm all in your personal space.

The machine dispenses a fortune cookie.

In frustration, you crack it open, and inside is all the Coke ever. It creates a tidal wave of Coke and everyone and everything is washed out of the room.

Except for the vending machine. I walk back in, insert a coin and press a random button.

The machine dispenses a can. It's unlabled. You open it up, and out comes another can. You open that can, and out comes yet another can. The process repeats until you receive a single drop of ordinary Coca-Cola. I walk up to the brand new machine, put in a coin and dramatically slam the Dr. Pepper b...

>Escalate Plot https://i.imgur.com/H1BfjaQ.png Oh no! You hear the distant sounds of a squad of planes! You'd better hurry and figure out what puzzle sh*t you have to do. >Expel radio through anus, causing a massive throbbing haemorrhoid. https://i.imgur.com/5YWLyRS.png Huh. You didn't seem to have ...

>raid tent for supplies https://i.imgur.com/fQiTrcP.png Well that sounds like a very reasonable... oh hell no, this is where the mannequin lives. https://i.imgur.com/nQSWuAe.png As tempting as that can of BEAN looks, you just cannot face the mannequin after what you did. >Eat radio https://i.imgur.c...

>Burn the tent (one can never be too careful) https://i.imgur.com/CQi8GK9.png You'd love to, but you haven't got anything you could burn it up with! >fart into radio https://i.imgur.com/rOZUWRk.png You deliver a satisfying poot into the radio. https://i.imgur.com/T5uZLOB.png And it turns out that fa...

>Explain life mechanics https://i.imgur.com/KFpLBK7.png While going into the woods, you decide to explain that you have 8 lives... er 7 lives, you already lost one when you drowned after tunneling into water. Quite a lot of time has passed since you respawned, too. https://i.imgur.com/uuSJuhT.png Si...

>Kiss a mannequin https://i.imgur.com/wnuMeqb.png What the? This text guy actually seems to have some power. As soon as you read that, there in front of you you noticed a mannequin that you never noticed before. https://i.imgur.com/tfPXWMd.png Oh my gosh, it's so... mannequiny. The eyes are dull, li...

>Explain why the background is now transparent. https://i.imgur.com/Y4Jh66b.png >Go back to doing what the text says. https://i.imgur.com/VMxi5zK.png OK, let's see, the text says to... "retrieve sacred amulet and invoke unfathomable magic powers". https://i.imgur.com/MBY3TwQ.png Wow! How d...

> Come back from the dead.

You are suddenly alive again. Huh.

I just now learned this was a thing... and I'm dead. Great.

Well, color me uninterested. Honestly, instead of coming out with a new worms game every year or every few years, they should just have one definitive game of the series and keep updating it with free content and DLC, like some other games out there. Also, what is up with the smile of that worm on t...

You receive a coupon for a free job at a pizza place!


Free meaning that it's free for the company, they don't pay you.





I reluctantly insert a coin.

I wish Steam would just allow you to turn games in your library into Steam Gifts and save many players the burden of having a game they don't want in their library. Seriously I have too many Worms games on steam and the only one I have installed W:A. I feel sooooooooooooo awful when I remember how m...

Pooka wrote:Somebody explain to me what Risk of Rain is?

There is this magical thing called Google, but Google tracks you so I'm afraid to use it. So here is your gift of wisdom: http://store.steampowered.com/app/248820/

Who is Paul anyways?

I tripped over while running to help a girl who had fainted. I fell of my face and hurt by knees, arms, and elbows in addition to cutting my lip open, injuring the inside of my mouth and chipping a tooth. One time I bashed my face with my knee while racing through one of those inflatable obstacle c...

I'm somewhat interested in that Risk of Rain copy, but I reeeaaally shouldn't be getting any new games, as I've got like 5 thousand save files of various thises and thatses on my Wii that I should finish, through *cough* NeoGamma *cough* and *cough* Homebrew *cough*. Also Fire Emblem is fun apparent...