The Dream17 Vending Machine
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Luckily, you receive stronger string for future use.
I insert a guitar pick.
I insert a guitar pick.
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- Alien King
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- Cyclaws
- Former Staffmember
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The machine is faulty, and doesn't give you anything. You smash is around a bit, but still it refuses to give you anything.
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
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Creator of my blog: http://www.kevinstreetonline.com
Worms Corrispondent for Dream17: cyclaws@dream17.info
- OldSkoolCrazy
- Newbie
- Posts: 26
- Joined: Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:58 am
- Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
You receive the Dream17 Vending Machine cop and you are sent to the Dream17 Vending Machine Criminal Institution for fraudulent behavior for an indefinite amount of time.
Insert coin.
Insert coin.
Best Turnbased: Worms (whole series)
Best FPS: Half-Life (whole series)
Best 3rd Person Shooter: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Best Adventure: Uru: Ages Beyond Myst
Best RTS: Startcraft
Best Simulation: The Sims 2
Best RPG: Guild Wars
Best FPS: Half-Life (whole series)
Best 3rd Person Shooter: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Best Adventure: Uru: Ages Beyond Myst
Best RTS: Startcraft
Best Simulation: The Sims 2
Best RPG: Guild Wars
- Alien King
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- KennyTornado
- Settled in
- Posts: 70
- Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:28 am
- Location: Scotland
You receive a copy of Worms Forts Under Siege when you really wanted a copy of Worms4 Mayhem, and you hit the machine with a Tail Nail.
*puts in a SILVER coin and it works*
*puts in a SILVER coin and it works*
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- MonkeyforaHead
- Newbie
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- Joined: Tue May 24, 2005 11:04 pm
- Location: In a big ol' box I stole from Nutter
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You receive apathy. Exactly how you know this is uncertain, but you are distinctly aware of the machine emanating a large amount of apathy. This leads to a scientific breakthrough in AI subroutines. The vending machine becomes a local celebrity, and you merely get a job as its lowly assistant. You vow that one day you shall have your revenge, until you are unfortunately crushed by a stray meteorite.
I insert a coin-shaped roll of floss.
I insert a coin-shaped roll of floss.
There was a signature here. It's gone now.
- Alien King
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- Squirminator2k
- Dream17 Founder
- Posts: 573
- Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:07 pm
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You receive two dice. You roll a two and a four, and a monster eats you. You die not knowing the cause or logic behind your death, or even if the two incidents are related.
I was going to insert a coin, but my Future Self just travelled back from THE FUTURE to warn me against doing so. Cheeky git inserted a coin himself, instead.
I was going to insert a coin, but my Future Self just travelled back from THE FUTURE to warn me against doing so. Cheeky git inserted a coin himself, instead.
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- Run
- Fan of Excellence
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Your Future Self recieves a nifty time-travelling device! Your future self runs off with it towards the local lake without saying a word, but accidentally leaves behind an identical-looking - and similarly functional - machine.
And so, you thoroughly enjoy hopping through time and space... until you witness your own horrific death. After casting the device into the closet for a month and living with abject depression, you have an idea and get the time travel device back out one last time - in an attempt to stop yourself ever having recieved it.
It doesn't go as planned.
Insert coin.
And so, you thoroughly enjoy hopping through time and space... until you witness your own horrific death. After casting the device into the closet for a month and living with abject depression, you have an idea and get the time travel device back out one last time - in an attempt to stop yourself ever having recieved it.
It doesn't go as planned.
Insert coin.
Hofstadter's Law: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law"
- Alien King
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- OldSkoolCrazy
- Newbie
- Posts: 26
- Joined: Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:58 am
- Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
Turns out the Grim Reaper works for the vending machine an you receive Zero's soul.
Insert coin.
Insert coin.
Best Turnbased: Worms (whole series)
Best FPS: Half-Life (whole series)
Best 3rd Person Shooter: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Best Adventure: Uru: Ages Beyond Myst
Best RTS: Startcraft
Best Simulation: The Sims 2
Best RPG: Guild Wars
Best FPS: Half-Life (whole series)
Best 3rd Person Shooter: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Best Adventure: Uru: Ages Beyond Myst
Best RTS: Startcraft
Best Simulation: The Sims 2
Best RPG: Guild Wars
- Squirminator2k
- Dream17 Founder
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- Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:07 pm
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
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You receive a coin. A light blinks displaying the words "Please Insert Coin".
I do.
I do.
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- OldSkoolCrazy
- Newbie
- Posts: 26
- Joined: Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:58 am
- Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
The light blinks and asks if you want to have tea part. You say yes and you have a wonderful time and become best friends witht the vending machine.
Insert coin.
Insert coin.
Best Turnbased: Worms (whole series)
Best FPS: Half-Life (whole series)
Best 3rd Person Shooter: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Best Adventure: Uru: Ages Beyond Myst
Best RTS: Startcraft
Best Simulation: The Sims 2
Best RPG: Guild Wars
Best FPS: Half-Life (whole series)
Best 3rd Person Shooter: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Best Adventure: Uru: Ages Beyond Myst
Best RTS: Startcraft
Best Simulation: The Sims 2
Best RPG: Guild Wars