The Dream17 Vending Machine
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You receive a little model of a plane. It hasn't got any snakes on it, which is good because you'd had enough of the mother****ing snaked on the mother****ing plane.
I insert a profanity. Sorry, a coin. A coin.
I insert a profanity. Sorry, a coin. A coin.
Superfrog: the best things in life are green.
- KennyTornado
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You receive something that's a lot less scary than snakes, and that's a cute little puppy. Awww.
I insert a small round object which appears to be a coin.
I insert a small round object which appears to be a coin.
"Well here is Kenny Tornado in his purple goodness." by Alien King on DA.
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- KennyTornado
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You receive the book 'Atlas of the World'. It doesn't contain any pages at all, apart from the page which shows your home country. It's because the machine was too lazy to do a whole atlas.
Number of coins inserted: 01
Number of coins inserted: 01
"Well here is Kenny Tornado in his purple goodness." by Alien King on DA.
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You get a map that leads to the best place on earth. TACO WURLD!
Then you memorize the map and sell it on E-bay so you can raise enough money to buy yourself a new pair of underwear. You then trade that underwear for a time machine. You go back in time only to find yourself putting the coin in that you got the map to TACO WURLD. You steal it from yourself. A flash comes out of nowhere and it turns out non of that happend.
You insert the same coin again.
Then you memorize the map and sell it on E-bay so you can raise enough money to buy yourself a new pair of underwear. You then trade that underwear for a time machine. You go back in time only to find yourself putting the coin in that you got the map to TACO WURLD. You steal it from yourself. A flash comes out of nowhere and it turns out non of that happend.
You insert the same coin again.
If you can read this....you're not blind.
You can get delirious is you take life too serious.
Coin.
Coin.
Superfrog: the best things in life are green.
You get a new active member. Wahey?
That was really the best way i could think of introducing myself to this place. I attempted to register and, lo and behold, I had already done so years back and just forgotten about it. Its quite nice to see all the wonderful people from team17 here. Very cosy.
And there goes the coin...
That was really the best way i could think of introducing myself to this place. I attempted to register and, lo and behold, I had already done so years back and just forgotten about it. Its quite nice to see all the wonderful people from team17 here. Very cosy.
And there goes the coin...
.:MatT:.
- Squirminator2k
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AHoy, Kikumbob! Welcome to the site.
Zero receives indignation and contempt from his piers.
I didn't insert a coin. But if I had done, this is how I did it.
Zero receives indignation and contempt from his piers.
I didn't insert a coin. But if I had done, this is how I did it.
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You are Rejected. We obviously don't like you. Maybe it's your face.
Coin.
Coin.
Superfrog: the best things in life are green.
- Alien King
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You recieve a flashback of you inserting that coin into the machine. You think nothing of it, and then experience a sudden urge to insert coins. You keep recieving the same flashback and you feel as though time is playing tricks on you.
After a few hours you suffer a nervous breakdown and become insane. Some people appear and take you away.
I arrive sometime later and insert a coin into that machine.
After a few hours you suffer a nervous breakdown and become insane. Some people appear and take you away.
I arrive sometime later and insert a coin into that machine.
- Cyclaws
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The machine falls over and breaks your leg.
I pick it up and insert a coin.
I pick it up and insert a coin.
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- AndrewTaylor
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The wall with the machine, and a section of floor in front of it swivel round and you end up in London Below.
I insert a coin into the identical vending machine on the other side of the wall which appeared to replace it. The only sign that you were ever hear is that the new section of wall is considerably grimier than the original one.
I insert a coin into the identical vending machine on the other side of the wall which appeared to replace it. The only sign that you were ever hear is that the new section of wall is considerably grimier than the original one.