Dialogs

K^2 · Post by **K^2** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:36 am

I don't know why, but sometimes, weird dialogs between fictitious characters form in my head. Normally, after a while, they fade out of my memory. But today I descided that instead of letting them go into nothingness from which they emerged, I will start posting them in this thread. If anyone has a similar problem, feel free to join.

Matrix Revisited.

Morpheus: The Matrix is equal to its complex conjugate.
Neo: Huh?
Morpheus: The Matrix is REAL.
Neo: I thought the transpose of the Matrix needs to be equal to its complex conjugate.
Morpheus: That would make it Hermitian.
Neo: Doesn't it need to be?
Morpheus: Why?
Neo: What if I want to measure the Matrix. The result should be a real value.
Morpheus: Well, you can't measure the Matrix.
Neo: But you said it was real.
Morpheus: But not necessarally Hermitian.
Neo: ...
Morpheus: Do you want to know about the Matrix or not?

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:00 pm

Hack: You push the button.
Slash: But I don't wanna push the button.
Hack: You're supposed to push the button.
Slash: Every time I push a button something bad happens!
Hack: But somebody has to push the button!
Slash: I don't want to push it!
Hack: Well, I'm not going to push it.
Slash: And neither am I.
Hack: I was about to say the same thing.
Slash: Say what?
Hack: I don't know. Push the button.
Slash: No.
Megabyte: ...Where's my glass of warm milk?! Hack! Slash! Don't you know how to operate a microwave?

AndrewTaylor · Post by **AndrewTaylor** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:17 pm

This happens to me sometimes. I use them as comic scripts.

Vader · Post by **Vader** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:36 pm

God: Bloody Hell, they're at it again... go down and sort them out
Jesus: Nah, they'll be alright.
God: But look, they're sinning.
Jesus: Damn it, pass me my mobile I'll Bluetooth them the commandments again.
God: That thing never bloody works. Go and talk to them.
Jesus: You saw what happened last time! I'm still recovering man, gimme a break!
God: Selfish bastard. Don't make me get your brother to do it.
Jesus: You mean, my evil twin, Jebus?
God: He's been progressing since the dog incident. He's not as evil as he was.
Jesus: He sabotaged my Bluetooth last time you asked me to sort them out.
God: It's not nice to fib.
Jesus: Who's fibbing? He changed my Bluetooth name to "Satan"!
God: Ah, so that's why it didn't work... they think the 10 commandments are the devil's work and so they do the opposite?
Jesus: No, it's just that your rules suck.
God: Bah. I worked long and hard to come up with those.
Jesus: Yes, but it's the 21st Century, people need new rules like "Don't forget to turn the grill off when you've finished making cheese on toast".
God: Fine, you and Jebus work on a new set of rules. I'm going to go and watch Neighbours.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:48 am

Pooka wrote:Hack: You push the button.
Slash: But I don't wanna push the button.
Hack: You're supposed to push the button.
Slash: Every time I push a button something bad happens!
Hack: But somebody has to push the button!
Slash: I don't want to push it!
Hack: Well, I'm not going to push it.
Slash: And neither am I.
Hack: I was about to say the same thing.
Slash: Say what?
Hack: I don't know. Push the button.
Slash: No.
Megabyte: ...Where's my glass of warm milk?! Hack! Slash! Don't you know how to operate a microwave?

I miss that show.

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:20 pm

I have every single episode.

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:17 pm

EVAR?

Paul.Power · Post by **Paul.Power** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:49 am

I tend to work one one-liners rather than sections of dialogue, but:

Morpheus: Neo, you've been upgraded. You're no longer the One. You're the One Point Five.