Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

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Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:11 am

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Joe K: I'm here with Bloopy, the winner of the First Annual Forum Games. Tell me, Bloops, how does it feel to have won such an impressive victory for your District?
Bloopy: The blood...I can still see...their faces.
Joe K: (whispering) Psst... lighten up, man. This is a family show. (loudly) So, tell me about the time you drowned Zeor.
[The door flies open and SargeMcCluck hobbles in, bloodied but alive]
SargeMcCluck: STOP THE BROADCAST! BLOOPY ISN'T THE WINNER. HE CAN'T BE...BECAUSE I'M NOT DEAD.
Joe K: Wow! Talk about a last minute plot twist! Sarge, we thought Alien King killed you!
SargeMcCluck: He tried...some days I wish he had...but I survived! And that's why this result is invalid!
Joe K: Hmm. I guess there's only one way to settle this.
Bloopy: Please....no more.
Joe K: A complete restaging of the Games, from the very beginning!
SargeMcCluck: What? Can't we just fight. Everyone else is dead.
Joe K: That's okay... we can rebuild them. And then - THE GAMES CAN BEGIN AGAIN!
Bloopy: Noooooooooooo.

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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Bloopy » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:56 am

He tried...some days I wish he had...but I survived! And that's why this result is invalid!
You're an invalid! I saw the faces before, but I'm in for a right laugh now. Here's hoping that outliving these Ultra High Definition and... permanentically-challenged 3D spooks only gets easier.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:16 pm

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Joe K: And they're off! Andrew the Android breaks Pooka the Skeleton's bones and Paul sends Ben back to his sarcophagus. As for Sup, I guess we couldn't revive him after all. Sorry, Sup! Showing that the survival spirit is strong with this one, last Game's winner (kind of) gets back into action by breaking time-travelling Mad's nose. Let's hope he doesn't die, that would wreak havoc with continuity! All in all, a fine start to the Games. :D

Note: I added a few extra lines to the simulator, this time around. Most didn't get used (it's random) but you can see a couple here (the Sup and Run ones).
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Slick » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:11 pm

YESSSSS

My Body is ready 8-)
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Zeor » Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:00 pm

Oh my god I'm cracking up already.

"Vampire Run." Nice.

Man alive, clearly the conversion to android removed any mercy from AndrewTaylor's heart.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:38 pm

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Joe K: Blimey, guys. You are allowed to kill each other, you know? Maybe they're all a bit reluctant having just come back from the dead and all. At least, Blinx is trying to entertain the audience (poorly). Let's hope for some murders tonight!

And that conversation -
Cyclaws: Hey, I heard you killed Pooka.
AndroidTaylor: ERROR. ERROR. PLEASE INSERT BACKUP DISC AND REBOOT.
Cyclaws: Ha. Yeah, that's cool. You know, I'm a were-Cyclaws now. I turn into Cyclaws when there's a full moon.
AndroidTaylor: INVALID CODE LINE #313.
Cyclaws: Well, no, there's always a full moon. I mean, the moon doesn't just lose bits when you can't see all of it.
AndroidTaylor: 110101010101010101011010101110
Cyclaws: I know. I think he thinks if he covers his eyes, we can't see him. It's very strange.
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Post by Slick » Mon Oct 12, 2015 7:21 pm

Somehow I got this image when I read Zeor hurting himself.
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Post by Worm Mad » Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:18 am

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Joe K: Yes, Worm Mad, this is exciting! Citrus Betong turned out to be a limited edition as he blasted out of the contest. Turns out Blinx wasn't dancing for our amusement, he had DANCING FEVER (there is no cure). AndroidTaylor can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. Oh, and some other people sung some songs, whatever.

Another great pic, Slick. Oh, that Zeor! Glad you're all enjoying it.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Bloopy » Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:00 am

This game knooows! Never put your nose between Bloopy and bread!

http://dream17.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=392#p5569
Bloopy wrote:Likes: Sugar, bread...
I'd put money on Vader or Slick. Crying yourself to sleep is a winning strategy.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Zeor » Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:30 am

Oh man AndrewTaylor is terrifying.

Edit: RRRGH OXYGEN IS FOR WIMPS

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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:24 pm

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Joe K: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! I love a good fight, especially when it involves someone falling horribly to their death at the end. Yep, seems like zombies trump robots as Vader puts an end to all District 2's hopes and dreams. Brave man, that morWatty, stalking AndroidTaylor - let's see if it works out for him. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEM! Shouldn't you be the one throwing yourself off a cliff?

Yay, Cyborg Zeor! :)
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:13 pm

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Joe K: I can see why Run hates sequels. Things haven't exactly worked out well for him! First, he had his camp raided. Then he wounded himself while sitting up a tree. And now, he's been killed with a sickle! A SICKLE! He's a vampire. At least give him a bit of dignity and use a stake.

Anyway, it's just as well Splapp was in the killing mood as nobody else was. Singing? Talking? This is meant to be a bitter struggle for survival, not a holiday camp! :P
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Zeor » Wed Oct 14, 2015 12:08 am

My districtmate killed Munkee? That ain't cool, man. Though going off a cliff after a knife fight is one of the most metal ways to go, so I respect that.

Matty's being kind of creepy. Just following people around in that Voldo getup...

Someone really needs to teach Slick how to find friggin' water.

e: Presumably Paul helped calm down some of my malfunctioning bionic implants. "Infection" my eye. Nobody spent 14 trillion dollars raising me from the dead to be rendered moribund again by an infection.
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Post by Worm Mad » Wed Oct 14, 2015 12:17 pm

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Joe K: If you have tears, prepare to shed them now. Little Lem only just had her birthday and now... SHE'S DEAD! Only a demon, a KRDemon, could kill that dear soul. Lem never did anything bad to anyone! She worked with others, she sang songs, others went out of their way to help her treat her wounds! But now...now she's gone and these Games have grown a little darker. WHY, KRD?! WHYYYY?!?!?! :o

Didn't even have the decency to push her off a cliff...like she'd have wanted. :(

Hm? Cyclaws? Oh, he died too, did he? Well, he didn't protect Lem so he probably deserved it. LEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM!

Also, I guess someone got fed up with Slick and his water seeking ways. ;)
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Post by Zeor » Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:42 pm

Hell yeah! One arch enemy down. Paul and I are bros now. Though he could always have planted some remote explosive or mind control device on me.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Pilger » Wed Oct 14, 2015 5:49 pm

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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Zeor » Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:31 pm

Oh god I'm dying. Damn you!
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Post by Pilger » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:11 pm

Maybe you can use your supplies to make fire? or... store water? like a sponge? :P

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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:52 pm

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Joe K: The King is Dead! (or is he? We never did see a body). Yes, ladies and gentlemen, things are starting to get exciting. We don't know who will win, this time around, but we do that we will have a new winner! Congratulations, morWatty for ending Bloop's reign of terror and Cyborg Zeor will be laughing a hearty laugh (WHO CAN STOP HIM NOW?!) As for Vader, don't you know that you have to wait until they're on a cliff edge before you prod 'em? Rookie mistake.

lol, nice pics, Pilger! I'll be sure to stick you in the next Games! (If I do another one) :)
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