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Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Tue May 13, 2014 12:50 am

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Admit it! You've always wanted to be Zeor! Well now you are! HOLY SNOT! This is obviously the greatest day of anyone's life! It's clearly time for an ADVENTURE!

Weird Room
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Only no, this place is dumb. It's a room with a bunch of walls and nothing else in it. Maybe this room is actually the confines of your own mind! It can be difficult to tell sometimes. You gradually become aware of a low hum from somewhere.

Well not every adventure gets off to such a great start. When life hands you adventure, you just have to make adventurade! It's time to SEIZE CONTROL OF FATE! THE ZEORVENTURE!!

What will you do?!?!?!
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Post by MonkeyforaHead » Tue May 13, 2014 12:52 am

>Examine weird crudthing
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Tue May 13, 2014 1:11 am

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The weird crudthing is a •can of bean•.

Not beans. Bean. The only thing the label says anywhere is "BEAN."

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Though you have not yet interacted with the object in any meaningful way, you suddenly feel like your inventory is much more Problem Sleuthian-sized than you might have been previously used to.

Ownership of your •Z-Saber• is implied, and does not take up inventory space.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Wed May 14, 2014 2:24 am

***FIT OF AUTONOMY***

>throw can of bean

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You forcefully motivate the •can of bean• into a ballistic translocation to no particular destination. It hits the wall and makes a funny DOONK sound.

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Looks like it also seriously damaged the wall. Must be pretty cheap.

The humming sound seems a little louder.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by _Kilburn » Thu May 15, 2014 11:34 am

>finger the hole to see what it's made of

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Post by Zeor » Thu May 15, 2014 9:11 pm

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Clearly the composition of the whole room is a bit suspect. You proceed to single-fingeredly molest the bean can hole in a fashion which is not at all weird.

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You are caught off guard by a resounding PFOOF. Oh! There you go. Apparently the whole room was made out of disintegrate.

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Huh.

This place is way more interesting than you thought.

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Post by Zeor » Fri May 16, 2014 10:52 pm

***FIT OF AUTONOMY***

>panic

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Post by MonkeyforaHead » Fri May 16, 2014 10:54 pm

>Find and pull e-brake
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Post by SupSuper » Sun May 18, 2014 6:34 pm

> Throw the Bean out the window
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Post by Bloopy » Mon May 19, 2014 12:15 am

> Babble a few Hail Spadges
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Post by Star and Moon » Tue May 20, 2014 1:24 am

> recover beans you threw before time runs out

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Tue May 20, 2014 3:13 am

> Throw the Bean out the window

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For some reason you decide to eject the •can of bean• from the aircraft. This, of course, violently decompresses the cabin, further reducing your already minuscule odds of survival. Unlike the movies, however, this cabin isn't full of a bunch of pointless tissue paper, so there's not much visible effect.

>Find and pull e-brake
> Babble a few Hail Spadges
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Let's say you do these things simultaneously. You burst into the cockpit while feverishly mumbling prayers to the patron saint of Wormage.

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There's a pilot, of course, who is dead, of course. You can only wonder who could have done the job and then vacated, but whoever it was also left a note, pinned to the dash with a fancy-looking dagger.

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Cryptic! Revelatory! Danger! Adventure!!

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You find a lever labelled "EMERGENCY BRAKE: USE ONLY FOR HILARIOUS EMERGENCIES" and give it a good yank. You also gank the dagger because it's shiny and a weapon and has red gems on it and it's cool and huh it feels pretty nice in your hand actually.

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Man! That was close.

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The crappy-looking plane explodes.

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Well that was close! Some guy wearing a cloak or a robe or something broke your fall. What a nice fellow!

> recover beans you threw before time runs out
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Pickleworm » Tue May 20, 2014 3:19 am

> open CAN OF BEAN with KNIFE

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Tue May 20, 2014 3:39 am

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Well it's a •dagger•, but okay. You apply the weapon to a decidedly unbadass use.

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Huh.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Bloopy » Tue May 20, 2014 4:36 am

> Check if flattened cloak guy has anything useful in any pockets
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Post by Star and Moon » Tue May 20, 2014 12:52 pm

>plant the can of bean

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Post by SupSuper » Tue May 20, 2014 4:43 pm

> steal cloak
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Star and Moon » Mon May 26, 2014 2:33 am

I can't be the only one anxiously awaiting for this to continue, can I?

>draw silly mustache on cloak worm

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Bloopy » Tue May 27, 2014 7:54 am

***FIT OF HETERONOMY***

> stare impatiently out into the vast unknown yonder, projecting a telepathic "Well?"

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Star and Moon » Wed May 28, 2014 12:22 am

Suddenly I want to make my own random adventure like this, using my random character... I would guess that would be alright? Just double checking...

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