Zeorventure, The
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I refuse to accept that the bean is out of the picture yet. It has to have some kind of power..
> Pick up deflated BEAN and wear it as a glove.
> Pick up deflated BEAN and wear it as a glove.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to put this on a somewhat more official hiatus because my tablet isn't agreeing with me.
I know, try to withstand the shock.
I know, try to withstand the shock.
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Aw man, I hope you get it fixed soon, this thread is great.
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Draw.
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>Draw.
Pow! You draw on Sigma. Fool never saw it coming! Nice reflexes, nerd!
Sigma either fails to notice you or resolutely ignores you.
Just when you're starting to think Sigma is actually pretty cool, his stoicism is disrupted by a sudden string of PG-rated curses. Looks like he spotted whatever he was looking for. A stupid-looking but easy-to-draw airship hovers in the distance. It deploys something which swoops towards you.
Your basic hovering screen, you guess. Sigma identifies it as an EVLTek Expositron. Used for convenient long-distance monologues. He used to have several, but never got a chance to use them due to someone's weird basement antics.
It's displaying static right now, but a shadowy shape slowly comes into focus.
"Zero," says the shape. "I hope you didn't think you could defeat me by serendipitously surviving a plane explosion and then just leaving space/time for a while."
"I," you begin to quip, but you run out of quip immediately. "I see you've found a little friend, too," says the figure. You explain that Sigma isn't exactly a friend.
"Well," says the shadowy guy, "prepare to do some bonding."
Sigma starts to complain to the screen that he's totally stealing all of the cool villain shtick he never got a chance to launch, but he's drowned out by the noisy crackling of some sort of beam fired from the Expositron into the ground. "Have fun with these," says the guy, whose voice is kind of cool even though he doesn't have an accent or anything.
"By the way, nice little dagger," he adds, as the screen begins to retreat back to the airship. "Kind of a prototype though."
The forumspace tremors.
And zombies start coming out of it.
Freaking zombies, you observe. What is it with these things? Are they not done to death?
Sigma concurs, then asks how many members this forum had.
80,000ish? you guess.
Sigma sighs. He didn't know what to expect, but it wasn't this.
You remember to collect the •flatbean•.
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(I was actually gonna start updating this several days ago but ended up playing a million video games instead)
Pow! You draw on Sigma. Fool never saw it coming! Nice reflexes, nerd!
Sigma either fails to notice you or resolutely ignores you.
Just when you're starting to think Sigma is actually pretty cool, his stoicism is disrupted by a sudden string of PG-rated curses. Looks like he spotted whatever he was looking for. A stupid-looking but easy-to-draw airship hovers in the distance. It deploys something which swoops towards you.
Your basic hovering screen, you guess. Sigma identifies it as an EVLTek Expositron. Used for convenient long-distance monologues. He used to have several, but never got a chance to use them due to someone's weird basement antics.
It's displaying static right now, but a shadowy shape slowly comes into focus.
"Zero," says the shape. "I hope you didn't think you could defeat me by serendipitously surviving a plane explosion and then just leaving space/time for a while."
"I," you begin to quip, but you run out of quip immediately. "I see you've found a little friend, too," says the figure. You explain that Sigma isn't exactly a friend.
"Well," says the shadowy guy, "prepare to do some bonding."
Sigma starts to complain to the screen that he's totally stealing all of the cool villain shtick he never got a chance to launch, but he's drowned out by the noisy crackling of some sort of beam fired from the Expositron into the ground. "Have fun with these," says the guy, whose voice is kind of cool even though he doesn't have an accent or anything.
"By the way, nice little dagger," he adds, as the screen begins to retreat back to the airship. "Kind of a prototype though."
The forumspace tremors.
And zombies start coming out of it.
Freaking zombies, you observe. What is it with these things? Are they not done to death?
Sigma concurs, then asks how many members this forum had.
80,000ish? you guess.
Sigma sighs. He didn't know what to expect, but it wasn't this.
You remember to collect the •flatbean•.
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(I was actually gonna start updating this several days ago but ended up playing a million video games instead)
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>Push Sigma to the ground
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I'M SO GLAD YOU PICKED THIS THREAD BACK UP
>steal Sigma's weapon for your own use
>steal Sigma's weapon for your own use
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Freaking awesome.
Zero, we need to try and get Munkee back here too. Don't let him be fat about it.
>spin with both beam sabers to make a helicopter effect and fly away.
>spit on Sigma from a safe height.
Zero, we need to try and get Munkee back here too. Don't let him be fat about it.
>spin with both beam sabers to make a helicopter effect and fly away.
>spit on Sigma from a safe height.
If you can read this....you're not blind.
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>push Sigma to the ground
Prepared though you were to cooperate, numerous voices in your head suddenly command you to start screwing Sigma over. You try to shove him. He resists with alarmingly little evident effort. This guy is freakishly sure on his feet. Or, uh. Gastrofoot.
>steal Sigma's weapon for your own use
You make a sophomoric grab for Sigma's weapon. He manages to hang onto it.
You end up just kind of clinging to Sigma like an idiot while he sallies forth and racks up a bunch of zombie kills.
Hmm. Maybe that guy was right about bonding. You certainly are unusually close to Sigma at the moment.
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Prepared though you were to cooperate, numerous voices in your head suddenly command you to start screwing Sigma over. You try to shove him. He resists with alarmingly little evident effort. This guy is freakishly sure on his feet. Or, uh. Gastrofoot.
>steal Sigma's weapon for your own use
You make a sophomoric grab for Sigma's weapon. He manages to hang onto it.
You end up just kind of clinging to Sigma like an idiot while he sallies forth and racks up a bunch of zombie kills.
Hmm. Maybe that guy was right about bonding. You certainly are unusually close to Sigma at the moment.
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> Cover Sigma's eyes with both hands
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>whisper sweet nothings into his ear
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> Cover Sigma's eyes with both hands
Sigma responds by just flailing his saber like a lunatic. This turns out to be a perfectly effective way to deal with a bunch of worm zombies.
>whisper sweet nothings into his ear
There are two problems with this plan. Firstly, Sigma doesn't seem to have anything even approximating ears. Second, that's freakin' weird and you don't want to do it.
uh
Oh, apparently he's decided to get your weight off him by using you as a weapon.
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Sigma responds by just flailing his saber like a lunatic. This turns out to be a perfectly effective way to deal with a bunch of worm zombies.
>whisper sweet nothings into his ear
There are two problems with this plan. Firstly, Sigma doesn't seem to have anything even approximating ears. Second, that's freakin' weird and you don't want to do it.
uh
Oh, apparently he's decided to get your weight off him by using you as a weapon.
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>grab one of the zombie worms and use that as a weapon while Sigma uses you as a weapon
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>focus hard enough to protude spikes of your head, turning yourself into a mace/morning star
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>escape Sigma's grasp and try and locate the mythical OD Dungeon to hide safely.
If you can read this....you're not blind.
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(don't give up on me, just haven't felt too much like drawing these last few days due to things. probably tomorrow)
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You should join me and Slick on our magic G+ chats on the afternoon.Zeor wrote:(don't give up on me, just haven't felt too much like drawing these last few days due to things. probably tomorrow)
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>grab one of the zombie worms and use that as a weapon while Sigma uses you as a weapon
Ha ha, there's no way this is going to work.
Yes. Sweet. Best plan.
Never mind this plan is stupid.
>focus hard enough to protude spikes of your head, turning yourself into a mace/morning star
Sure, you do that maybe. Good job!
>escape Sigma's grasp and try and locate the mythical OD Dungeon to hide safely.
Maybe not a terrib-
-le idea. But you're pretty sure it'd just be full of more zombies. You can't just hang around and be swarmed by thousands of barely-mobile dead forever. There must be some esoteric solution to the problem.
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Ha ha, there's no way this is going to work.
Yes. Sweet. Best plan.
Never mind this plan is stupid.
>focus hard enough to protude spikes of your head, turning yourself into a mace/morning star
Sure, you do that maybe. Good job!
>escape Sigma's grasp and try and locate the mythical OD Dungeon to hide safely.
Maybe not a terrib-
-le idea. But you're pretty sure it'd just be full of more zombies. You can't just hang around and be swarmed by thousands of barely-mobile dead forever. There must be some esoteric solution to the problem.
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