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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Bloopy » Wed May 28, 2014 1:39 am

Star and Moon wrote:Suddenly I want to make my own random adventure like this, using my random character... I would guess that would be alright? Just double checking...
Do it, start a thread! Also, it would be funny if your adventure was in the same universe and Zeor started finding little clues from your character.
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Star and Moon » Wed May 28, 2014 9:01 pm

Bloopy wrote:
Star and Moon wrote:Suddenly I want to make my own random adventure like this, using my random character... I would guess that would be alright? Just double checking...
Do it, start a thread! Also, it would be funny if your adventure was in the same universe and Zeor started finding little clues from your character.
Actually, I was thinking of continuing from where Headbutt left off, in that my character recovers from getting mushed by a giant hammer and finds himself in a place where he doesn't know what that place is. Buuut it's all outlandish anyways, so it doesn't matter.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Fri May 30, 2014 10:50 pm

Oof. Sorry, I'll come back to this soon. As soon as people noticed and started posting in this thread, I came down with a lot of distractions. The good news is one of them is a new car.
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:49 am

>plant the can of bean
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This environment seems unsuitable for bean growth.

Doesn't seem suitable for much of anything, actually, which is odd, because you could have sworn you saw the plane heading towards a sprawling countryscape with mountains and a stream and trees and stuff. This place seems like one of those featureless plains you always seem to be hanging around. Yet you still feel like it's an oddly familiar featureless plain.

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In any case, you add the •bean• to your inventory next to the •dagger•.

You know what? You keep the •can• too, presumably due to Skyrim logic.

>steal cloak/etc.
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You start to frisk the squishy cloaked guy for belongings.

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But he promptly punches you in the face.

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He starts spouting all kinds of angry exposition. It might be important, but you aren't really listening. All you can hear is face pain.

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He's apparently grousing about your previous adventure or something. He wonders what the heck you were doing in your basement. You must have an incredible basement to have spent what felt like days screwing around in there. Some kind of joke about how he doesn't even want to know what you were actually up to down there because what the hell man. Everything was going to be so great. He was the villain! He was finally going to make his awesome entrance and do cool evil things. He had an airship and everything. But you never made it out of your blasted house!

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You're not sure who this guy is, actually. Peaches, maybe? He had a cloak and was funny.

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Sigma asserts that you, for a good guy, have clearly not become less of an enormous tool.

He asks if you've been listening at all.

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You want some marinaded mushrooms. You haven't had any in a long time. You wonder if you can get any around here anyway.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Bloopy » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:39 am

> break for lunch everyone, use dagger to serve slices of bean
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:07 am

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Yeah, let's take this down a notch. Maybe share some •bean• with your old enemy. Maybe it'll give you hilarious superpowers or something. Or maybe it's poison. You'll let him have the first

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by _Kilburn » Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:35 am

>retrieve the •deflated bean•, then slap him with it and attempt a strategical retreat while he is confused

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by SupSuper » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:23 am

Give the bean a proper burial.
Star and Moon wrote:Suddenly I want to make my own random adventure like this, using my random character... I would guess that would be alright? Just double checking...

>wear cloak worm's cloak and pretend to be dracula or something
I get a sense of deja-vu.
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Bloopy » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:34 am

SupSuper wrote:I get a sense of deja-vu.
As do I. :P
Zeor wrote:>plant the can of bean
This environment seems unsuitable for bean growth.
SupSuper wrote:Give the bean a proper burial.
> Look around for any conveniently located vulture roosts and... give the bean a Tibetan sky burial?
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Sun Jun 08, 2014 11:43 pm

>retrieve the •deflated bean•, then slap him with it and attempt a strategical retreat while he is confused
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You slap Sigma with the hilarious floppy bean object. You're pretty sure he didn't even blink.

For a second, you wonder if you just accidentally issued a bean duel.

>Give the bean a proper burial.
> Look around for any conveniently located vulture roosts and... give the bean a Tibetan sky burial?
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You attempt too many bean actions and perform a critical bean fumble.

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Then you slip on the bean peel.

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You're still not great at reading Sigma's facial language, but he seems genuinely concerned for your mental health now. He mumbles that it's like you're being remote controlled by several weirdos instead of your usual singular weirdo behavior.

You have to admit that with all these exploding planes and face punches and bean antics, you're not feeling your best.

He wonders if it's dawned on you to figure out where you even are.

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Post by Bloopy » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:52 am

> Look up Sigma in Zeorpedia to try and steer said weirdos away from ill-informed decisions.
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:18 am

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Blinx » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:32 pm

Holy hell this has sent me on one heck of a nostalgia trip.
Great comics as always ZEOR1!!1.

I can't remember what my character looked like incidentally. I either had a helmet on at one point or a lemon. Who knows?

Also what in sweet hell is with my signature and location?
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Star and Moon » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:29 am

>look up Wikipedia in the Zeorpedia. Or research actually useful things, take your pick.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Bloopy » Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:44 am

> Ask Sigma "okay then smartycloaks, where am I?" and deflect the next punch with •Z-Saber•
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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:30 pm

>look up Wikipedia in the Zeorpedia. Or research actually useful things, take your pick.
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You... were having kind of a stupid idea for a second there. It seems to have passed.

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You spend a second thinking of Blinx for some reason. You wonder if he survived that angry mob.

> Ask Sigma "okay then smartycloaks, where am I?" and deflect the next punch with •Z-Saber•
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Sigma elects not to punch you this time, apparently, and just turns around. Suddenly, the thing which has obviously been right in the middle of your field of view for a while comes into view. Should have guessed - this abstract space is definitely an abstract representation of the ruins of the Team17 Forum. A cold, dank wind blows over the Internet wasteland. Actually it reminds you a bit of the version from someone else's comic.

This must be what your enigmatic plane-crashing nemesis meant when he said "die with that which you so loved."

You almost forgot about that note. You still wonder who that guy could be. You don't remember having a lot of nemeses, and one of them is standing right here already.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by KRD » Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:41 am

> Look for abstract representation of the WA 4.0 username registration thread in the ruins. Might come in handy one day.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Star and Moon » Sun Jun 15, 2014 5:02 pm

>take the ape farts block and throw it at cloak guy, then quickly cheezit.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Zeor » Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:42 am

> Look for abstract representation of the WA 4.0 username registration thread in the ruins. Might come in handy one day.
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An easy enough thread to identify by its hilarious height. You can only think of one thread that's probably bigger.

You're not sure if you ever actually understood what was going on in this thread.

And you can hardly imagine it being useful now.

>take the ape farts block and throw it at cloak guy, then quickly cheezit.
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There are no blocks. These are threads, full of posts!

Furthermore, you get the feeling Sigma actually might not be here to antagonize you. Which leaves you wondering why the hose he is here.

He seems to be scanning the abstract skies for something.

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Re: Zeorventure, The

Post by Bloopy » Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:55 am

> Take a glance at the fan frenzy section and see if you spot anything worth salvaging.
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