"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm your favorite well-known television star Benjarvis Shambwembo, and I'm here tonight with Zero "Zeor" 72, the enigmatic creator of the highly acclaimed 'Drem 17 The Formu Comec New Adventure(s).' Zeor, fans everywhere want to know: What the hell is this crap?"
"Well, Blemjumboing Frendlebum, there's a method to my stupid madness. First of all, I've basically come to accept at this point that making pretty things was never really my strong suit. My strength has always been in the general energy and flow of a comic. Look at Zero Worm. I've drawn that guy 45,000 times, and I don't think he's looked the same way twice."
"I see."
"Shaddahp. So really now I'm just
embracing the crap. It seems to have been immediately successful. More importantly, these things can be made quickly, and it's actually kind of fun to do. So I'm motivated to do more. Sometimes I can even motivate myself to make one even when I don't want to. I haven't researched this, but it's possible this is the first time any being on Earth has done that since the beginning of recorded history."
"Neat. I endorse this thing you're doing that I know many things about. We'll be right back with sportsball superstar Shabweebo Pjarrvolk."
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