Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
I got one.
>continue to make more comics
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>continue to make more comics
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If you can read this....you're not blind.
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>Explain why the background is now transparent.
>Go back to doing what the text says.
OK, let's see, the text says to... "retrieve sacred amulet and invoke unfathomable magic powers".
Wow! How did the the text dude know that there was an amulet in that tree?
Oh, that's just a bird. Looks like the text guy is speaking out of his ass. Welp. Now what?
>What will you do now?
>Go back to doing what the text says.
OK, let's see, the text says to... "retrieve sacred amulet and invoke unfathomable magic powers".
Wow! How did the the text dude know that there was an amulet in that tree?
Oh, that's just a bird. Looks like the text guy is speaking out of his ass. Welp. Now what?
>What will you do now?
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>Kiss a mannequin
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>Kiss a mannequin
What the? This text guy actually seems to have some power. As soon as you read that, there in front of you you noticed a mannequin that you never noticed before.
Oh my gosh, it's so... mannequiny. The eyes are dull, lifeless, and it doesn't even have any eyebrows! But, YOU CANNOT DISOBEY THE TEXT.
>3<
>Do you really have nothing better to do?
What the? This text guy actually seems to have some power. As soon as you read that, there in front of you you noticed a mannequin that you never noticed before.
Oh my gosh, it's so... mannequiny. The eyes are dull, lifeless, and it doesn't even have any eyebrows! But, YOU CANNOT DISOBEY THE TEXT.
>3<
>Do you really have nothing better to do?
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
Something better to do? On a little island in the middle of nowhere? No, not really.
>go into woods
>go into woods
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>Explain life mechanics
While going into the woods, you decide to explain that you have 8 lives... er 7 lives, you already lost one when you drowned after tunneling into water. Quite a lot of time has passed since you respawned, too.
Since you lost your eighth life, the stupid sky lens has crashed into the earth, raising the sea level worse than global warming could have possibly done so.
>Go into woods.
You are now in the woods. It seems somebody is or has been living here. You wonder if you can contact anyone with that radio.
While going into the woods, you decide to explain that you have 8 lives... er 7 lives, you already lost one when you drowned after tunneling into water. Quite a lot of time has passed since you respawned, too.
Since you lost your eighth life, the stupid sky lens has crashed into the earth, raising the sea level worse than global warming could have possibly done so.
>Go into woods.
You are now in the woods. It seems somebody is or has been living here. You wonder if you can contact anyone with that radio.
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>Burn the tent (one can never be too careful)
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>fart into radio
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>use face to put out tent fire
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>Burn the tent (one can never be too careful)
You'd love to, but you haven't got anything you could burn it up with!
>fart into radio
You deliver a satisfying poot into the radio.
And it turns out that farting is secret code for "airstrike current location". Wow, you learn something new everyday!
You'd love to, but you haven't got anything you could burn it up with!
>fart into radio
You deliver a satisfying poot into the radio.
And it turns out that farting is secret code for "airstrike current location". Wow, you learn something new everyday!
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>raid tent for supplies
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>Use the radio to contact Rousseau and warn her about The Others
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>Expel radio through anus, causing a massive throbbing haemorrhoid.
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>try to undo command by retrieving errant fart
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>raid tent for supplies
Well that sounds like a very reasonable... oh hell no, this is where the mannequin lives.
As tempting as that can of BEAN looks, you just cannot face the mannequin after what you did.
>Eat radio
Well that sounds like a very reasonable... oh hell no, this is where the mannequin lives.
As tempting as that can of BEAN looks, you just cannot face the mannequin after what you did.
>Eat radio
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
Damn, now Ben will kill Rousseau and Alex will never know her mother.
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>Escalate Plot
Oh no! You hear the distant sounds of a squad of planes! You'd better hurry and figure out what puzzle sh*t you have to do.
>Expel radio through anus, causing a massive throbbing haemorrhoid.
Huh. You didn't seem to have any problem.
>Fiddle with the radio's dials.
Huh. The control panel is locked up. You'll need to find the lock combination.
Oh no! You hear the distant sounds of a squad of planes! You'd better hurry and figure out what puzzle sh*t you have to do.
>Expel radio through anus, causing a massive throbbing haemorrhoid.
Huh. You didn't seem to have any problem.
>Fiddle with the radio's dials.
Huh. The control panel is locked up. You'll need to find the lock combination.
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>hit lock on radio with can of bean