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by Alien King
Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

you recieve my full stop that i inserted a while ago. you are puzzled at how this became part of the pile of prizes, as it was inserted as a coin. you leave the machine to think about it. however you walk into a lamp post because you weren't paying attention and end up in hospital unable to remember...
by Alien King
Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:27 pm
Forum: Fan-Stuff
Topic: WMapEditor - the very eary version.
Replies: 28
Views: 36392

Fish Fanatic wrote:That's amazing. I made a chair, but I forgot to save it. (it wasn't worth posting anyways)
how did you manage that!?

i havn't worked out what half the things actually do yet
by Alien King
Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

you recieve the first ever version of windows

you feel angry


after recovering from my loss of a full stop and recieving no prize, i find a capital O in my other pocket. this, unlike the full stop is round, not spherical.

i insert the capital O into the machine
by Alien King
Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Guess the Game Music
Replies: 179
Views: 131540

*starts to wonder if pooka will ever return*
by Alien King
Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

a mole worm comes out and gives you lots of money. you discover this mole worms name to be OldSkoolCrazy. after having used the large set of capitalization and punctuation as toilet paper, i return to the vending machine to insert a coin. i discover i have no coin, so i use a spare full stop that fe...
by Alien King
Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

the grim reaper appears from the machine to take your soul away

i insert a coin
by Alien King
Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:41 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

you recieve gannon. gannon starts to run after the previous personb at the vending machine to try and get the triforce. you are dissapointed at the fact that your prize has run off

i insert a coin
by Alien King
Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

you recieve a pen and paper. you start to write a reply to the farmer saying how it wasn't you stealing his pigs, but the person before you in the line for the vending machine

i insert a coin
by Alien King
Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:57 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

you recieve a piano. you are dissapointed because you really wanted a guitar

i insert a coin made up of lego bricks
by Alien King
Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

you recieve a small box

you open a box to discover a small black hole

you start to move towards it faster and faster, until the point where your body is broken apart by the gravitaitonal force


the vending machine remains however

i insert a coin
by Alien King
Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

a small teabag comes out. you look at it carefully. you use it to make a cup of tea

i insert a coin
by Alien King
Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:49 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

a jet of liquid nitrogen is shot out of the vending machine. you get covered in it and are frozen almost instantly

i come back 10 years later

i punch the vending machine

i then insert a coin
by Alien King
Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

you recieve a diagram of the universe. you gaze in wonder at the way the universe is shown. as you walk along staring at the diagram, you fall into a ditch and suffer a fatal head injury. i insert something that i believe to be a coin, but has also been said to be a small minature discus used by mice
by Alien King
Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:24 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

a small mirror pops out. you are so happy to be able to see yourself

you take a look at the mirror

it shatters instantly


*reaches into pocket to find coin*
*finds bottle cap*
*tries to use bottle cap as coin*
*succeeds*
by Alien King
Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

you recieve a virus. this virus condemns you to ever lasting sanity

i insert a small round shiny thing
by Alien King
Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:05 am
Forum: Worms Series
Topic: W4M PC Version out NEXT Friday!
Replies: 4
Views: 7347

i don't mind waiting an extra week
by Alien King
Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

the machine takes the bill in disguest. it spits it back out along with a dirty coin

i insert a shiny coin
by Alien King
Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Guess the Game Music
Replies: 179
Views: 131540

K^2 wrote:
Pooka wrote:Next question: What color is Jim's red gun?
BLUE!
by Alien King
Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:04 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Super Frog vs Crazy Frog
Replies: 10
Views: 9071

superfrog because he has a cape!
by Alien King
Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 339650

a loading screen appears on the screen

you wait........

you wait some more........

it turns out the machine has generated an illegal operation and must be closed.

I insert a coin