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by Pooka
Sat Apr 16, 2016 10:50 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What are you dream1❼ng?
Replies: 60
Views: 244051

Re: What are you dream1❼ng?

All my dreams recently have involved kisses.
by Pooka
Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:41 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Nostalgia
Replies: 25
Views: 77247

Re: Nostalgia

Garn, I remember registering when it initially opened. Blimey.

There was a period of time when the forum was the only bit of the site that appeared to be active...!
by Pooka
Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 768395

Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

It tastes like raspberries!

I insert a coin.
by Pooka
Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Dream17: The Videogame (Release Thread)
Replies: 21
Views: 84058

Re: Dream17: The Videogame (Release Thread)

Finally finished it! Got my 90 Coins after saving and reloading the game to randomly gamble until I got them all. Didn't realise that you could get coins from Slick! Also tried to fight Zeor before equipping the sword - d'oh! I got the picture flashing up after buying from Vendo, but I'll be buggere...
by Pooka
Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Dream17: The Videogame (Release Thread)
Replies: 21
Views: 84058

Re: Dream17: The Videogame (Release Thread)

I love this game but it'll be a while before I discover everything and finish it! I'll be back here once I have done, to avoid spoilers!
by Pooka
Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 768395

Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

There is silence. For a while, you think it has swallowed your coin. Then, after a while, it jumps into life and dispenses an exact replica of the same coin you inserted, except it's made out of wood. You consider inserting the wooden coin and making the same selection, but are doubtful if it will w...
by Pooka
Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The 100% Unofficial Thread
Replies: 142
Views: 734625

Re: The 100% Unofficial Thread

Is the Worms2 WormNET still active? That's the only version I have readily to hand (and, incidentally, the only version I can think of which runs in every version of Windows!).
by Pooka
Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:57 pm
Forum: Dream17
Topic: Does anyone still check the News?
Replies: 4
Views: 18023

Re: Does anyone still check the News?

I read it, but +1 vote for a new front page as Bloopy suggests.
by Pooka
Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:00 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 768395

Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

There is a moment of silence and, after a while, the machine coughs out an entire copy of the Dream17 Forum Legacy Bible. It contains all sorts of auto-corrections and the right circumstances for administration of a Finger Wagging. You helpfully pass it to SupSuper, who reads a section out to Cisken...
by Pooka
Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 768395

Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

You receive the complete antithesis of all that is yourself, personified into an abstract human-like being. oreZ walks forward and outstretches his hand. You instinctively touch him with your own and the resultant meeting of two complete opposites triggers an entire phaseshift. The universe condense...
by Pooka
Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 768395

Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

You receive a packet of an anti-spasmodic medication known as mebeverine hydrochloride. I come in carrying a short, thin girl named Laura on my shoulders. I am experiencing incredible abdominal pain and moan so pitifully that you give me some of the medicine. I take it, but it has no effect. You shr...
by Pooka
Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:07 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 768395

Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Both machines crash together under your ministrations. One is much stronger than the other and the weaker one is completely wrecked. Strangely enough, it is not broken into numerous smaller pieces - as a wreck is wont to be - rather it is compacted into a small, metallic disc, containing all the den...
by Pooka
Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Positive Events and Occurrences 3.0
Replies: 84
Views: 256063

Re: Positive Events and Occurrences 3.0

I don't know whether this should go in "positive" or "negative", but today I quit my job. I don't necessarily have another job to immediately go to (although I'm waiting to hear back from two interviews, which should be a thing that happens today), but last week I decided I'd had...
by Pooka
Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 768395

Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

You receive a rusty old nail. It's not BORK'D, like nails that come out of this vending machine have previously been, so it looks serviceable. You then carry it to the woodshed you've been building outside, and hammer it in with the hammer you had lying around to begin with. Stepping back, you then ...
by Pooka
Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The 100% Unofficial Thread
Replies: 142
Views: 734625

Re: The 100% Unofficial Thread

Somebody explain to me what Risk of Rain is?
by Pooka
Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Negative Events and Occurrences 3.0
Replies: 97
Views: 261114

Re: Negative Events and Occurrences 3.0

I tripped over while running to help a girl who had fainted. I fell of my face and hurt by knees, arms, and elbows in addition to cutting my lip open, injuring the inside of my mouth and chipping a tooth.
by Pooka
Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 768395

Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

You receive a coin, and insert it. You receive a coin, and insert it. You receive a coin, and insert it. You receive a coin, and insert it. You receive a coin, and insert it. You receive a coin, and insert it. You receive a coin, and insert it. You receive a coin, and insert it. You receive a coin, ...
by Pooka
Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:51 pm
Forum: Other Games
Topic: Flockers: new IP from Team17
Replies: 12
Views: 51072

Re: Flockers: new IP from Team17

This game does look unspeakably violent. What's the point? Do you have to kill all the Flockers or save them? I don't understand!
by Pooka
Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: General Videogame Gabbin' 2: Word Beginning With R
Replies: 142
Views: 442833

Re: General Videogame Gabbin' 2: Word Beginning With R

I finally got a 2DS and I've been enjoying Luigi's Mansion 2.
by Pooka
Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Dream17 Vending Machine
Replies: 478
Views: 768395

Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

You receive an inflatable chill-out space complete with ambient music. You spend hours blowing it up before noticing that a bicycle pump came with it. You feel thoroughly embarrassed, but after floating it on Regent's Canal in London you are impressed by how popular it has become. There's still the ...