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Post by Zeor » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:46 pm

You recieve a keyboard. You are disappointed to find that the SDFG keys, for no evident reason, are inoperable. You throw it away.

COIN'D
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Post by Run » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:57 pm

You receive a chinese keyboard. It displaces ten acres of once-bountiful farmland.

Insert coin.
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Post by OldSkoolCrazy » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:21 am

You get the soda that you asked for. You are surprised.

Insert coin.
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Post by Alien King » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:17 am

you recieve the 7th Harry Potter book which has yet to be written. you open it and wonder what will happen, yet you become hugely dissapointed when you realise it is written in latin

edit: i quickly come back to insert a coin

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Post by OldSkoolCrazy » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:09 am

You get a translator. You have no use for him so you give to me. He translates the book and I know what happens before anyone else in the world.

Insert Coin.
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Post by K^2 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:49 am

You receive a portal to another world. However, when you try to walk through it, you bump into your own copy who is also trying to go through from the other direction. After a while you realize that there is no way to get by your other self. You put the portal at your house, and everyone misstakes it for a common mirror.

machine.insert("K^2", "Coin");
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Post by Zeor » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:13 am

You recieve an Andromada. Wow, there's some crappy timing.

Coined.
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Post by Squirminator2k » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:07 am

You get shawt in the buh-tocks.

Slot, I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, Coin. Ooh, he likes you!
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Post by Alien King » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:30 pm

you recieve a broken nail!

there is a coin in the slot!

edit: BORK'D!? where did that come from?

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Post by Pooka » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:35 pm

You receive the forum settings and realise where BORK'D comes from.

Coinage.
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Post by Alien King » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:11 pm

you recieve a sarcastic thanks

after trying to alter settings and realising i am not the admin, i insert a coin

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Post by Zeor » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:37 am

You recieve a zombie acid-belching hyena scorpion. Wow, those are rare. And this one is hungry. You are completely digested within a matter of seconds. Damn.

*attemps to think of a clever second half to the post*

*fails brutally*

*inserts a coin*
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Post by Squirminator2k » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:58 am

You receive a Sandwich-Ma-Tron! It teleports sandwiches directly to your position upon request! Any filling you like! (No anchovies).

Oh, the Transploder is out of alignment. It's useless.

*inserts coin*
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Post by Zeor » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:07 am

You recieve a lot of Randomly Capitalized Words. Too bad you already have so many.

I kid.

Coin'd
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Post by Alien King » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:39 pm

you recieve a Temporary And Radioactive Dimension In Space

you wonder what to do with such a thing


i insert a coin

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Post by Pooka » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:46 pm

You get a chocolate bar. No matter how hard you try, you can't seem to interact with the ghost, however.
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Post by K^2 » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:35 am

You receive a fridge magnet. You fail to understand why that happened despite you forgetting to insert a coin.


*inserts coin*
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Post by KennyTornado » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:58 pm

You have accidently opened a worm-hole, causing alien goo, from the other side of it, to spread all over the world. You must sort it out yourself.

*inserts coin and welcomes himself back*
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Post by Zeor » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:31 am

You recieve 90 metric tons of hot liquid fudge. You die in a horribly sticky and rather tasty mess of death.

Coin inserted. Into the machine, specifically.
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Post by Pooka » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:48 pm

You realised the power of PSI Love Beta.

Coin goes in, present comes out.
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