The Dream17 Vending Machine

MtlAngelus · Post by **MtlAngelus** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:12 am

Some kind of metallic fang pops out of the machine and takes your wallet.

Poop I'm out of change.
Ah well
*inserts chewed bubblegum shaped as a coin*

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:14 am

You are assasinated by a team of crack Vending Machine Elves who stop your attempt to defraud the vending machine. Also, the machine vends a slice of Fried Gold. The Elves take it in for questioning.

In all the hullubullo, I insert a COMMENERATIVE £5 COIN.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:50 pm

You recieve £5 worth of salt. Its weight punches a gaping hole in the floor.

Having magically recovered my wallet by manipulating the coins in it with my super coin powers, I insert another coin.

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:59 pm

the coin gets stuck, so you try to push it through using several more coins. in the end all the coins fall through. as the vending machine tries to give you so many prizes, an fault occurs, causing the machine to explode.

a new vending machine appears

i insert a coin into it

AndrewTaylor · Post by **AndrewTaylor** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:38 am

Astonishingly, you recieve a second shoe. It is for the same foot as the other one.

Stupidly, I insert a coin.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:46 am

You recieve my half-eaten bag of sour cream and onion potato chips. Hey, what the -- how did...? Crap. I was enjoying those.

I insert a coin.

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:58 am

You receive a copy of How To Be The Greatest Person in the Entire Universe In Just Two Easy Steps, the new book that is changing people's lives. Unfortunately you've received the Brail Print edition.

I insert a vending machine into the coin.

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:54 am

Nothing happens, as you didn't insert a coin into the vending machine.

Coin. In the machine. See, that's how you do it.

K^2 · Post by **K^2** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:18 am

By inserting the coin into the machine which is inserted into the coin, you cause the space arround the vending machine to close on itself, separating it into its own universe. You barely manage to jump out from that universe before the bridge closes completely, leaving you infront of a big crater. You feel so greatfull that you are still in this universe that you completely forget about the prize which you didn't get.

I insert a coin into a newly delivered vending machine.

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:03 pm

your coin drops into the return tray. you try again and get the same result. you then notice that this new machine does not accept 50p coins

i insert a coin that is accepted

MtlAngelus · Post by **MtlAngelus** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:15 pm

You get a human head.

I insert... not one... but TWO coins.

K^2 · Post by **K^2** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:27 am

You recieve FOUR coins! You are suprised, but descide to see what happens if you put them back into the machine, and yes, you get EIGHT coins back! Quickly realizing the potentials of exponential growth, you descide to become rich. After going through 8, 16, 32, and 64 coins, you finally insert 128 coins into the machine. To your suprise, you do not get 256 coins as expected. In fact, you get nothing. You reach into your wallet to try this again, with two other coins, but you notice that all of the coins you had in your wallet have disapeared. After concluding that an 8 bit overflow must have been to blame, you descide to never exploit duping bugs again.

I insert a folded 1$ bill in hopes of getting some quaters to put into the parking meter.

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:04 am

you recieve several 20p coins. you hit the machine for getting it wrong. the machine falls over, crushing you.

after the machine is picked up, i insert a coin

Cyclaws · Post by **Cyclaws** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:20 pm

It gives you a perfectly normal piece of candy. Wow!

I insert a coin.

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:36 pm

You get a golden Ninja Rope. It can attach to something hundreds of miles away eg. John O'Groats to Lands End.

One inserts a small round object.

K^2 · Post by **K^2** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:07 am

One receives the grand prize of 1 million dollars. Too bad you're not The One.

I insert a coin and take two steps back to prevent the machine from crushing me again.

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:35 pm

You get The Beano Book from 1960. That's a good thing, really, as the ones they're making these days are a bit childish.

COIN'D

MtlAngelus · Post by **MtlAngelus** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:01 pm

You get a key.
hmmm...

*coin*

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:08 pm

After over a month, the machine eventually accepts the coin.

You get to go to the zoo in Wormsville, but had to be closed due to an alien invasion which took all of the animals, especially Stink Beeltes.

I put in a rather small round gold thingy.
*waits, hopefully not too long*

Cyclaws · Post by **Cyclaws** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:14 pm

The machine is more considerable of you, and gives you something immediatly. However, that something is the same coin you just put in.