The Dream17 Vending Machine

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:03 pm

You haven't inserted a coin. However, the machine spews out all its collected coins, and you get buried in a mound of gold, silver and copper.

I wander over, see you buried under a pile of coins, pick one up and insert it.

Once I've done that, I insert a coin.

Cyclaws · Post by **Cyclaws** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:45 pm

You insterted two coins, and therefore get double the prize!

...

Is the logic any normal person would use. However, this machine doesn't do that, it just gives you one bean.

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:36 pm

despite the fact you inserted no coins, yet still expected to recieve a prize, the machine shoots out a rather small pellet at a very high velocity in your direction. you are unable to step out of the way, and end up in with an ugly hole through your lung. as you leave the room, you wonder why you're finding breathing so difficult.

i insert a coin

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:18 pm

You receive two prizes. Unfortunately they are both bookends.

I insert a coin.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:55 am

You recieve several pounds of cottage cheese. It makes a tremendous mess.

I insert a coin.

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:09 pm

You receive a bunch of bananas. Unfortunately they were self-eating bananas.

*flicks in a coin*

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:05 am

The machine recieves you. *ominous music*

Cautiously, I insert a coin.

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:42 pm

You receive a homeless guy with a bottle of whiskey wrapped in a paper bag. He is just as baffled as you are.

Coin'd

Cyclaws · Post by **Cyclaws** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:37 pm

You get upgraded.

I insert a chocolate coin.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:13 pm

You recieve some brass chocolate.

Coin: *BECAME INSERT'D*

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:05 pm

You get tickets to see a gig at Rock City, but the gig happened weeks ago. I was there.

Coin.

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:24 am

You have received a brand new red cape. I think it's red.

Coin inserted into machine.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:14 pm

You recieve a cat. Aww, kitty.

I insert a coin.

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:06 am

You receive a small wooden box. Inside it is a perfect replica of you, holding a small wooden box. You look to your left, and so does the miniature. You jump up and down, so does the miniature. You flick the miniature away and you are sent flyinginto a wall. Ow.

I insert a coin!!

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:15 pm

You receive a repair kit, in case you malfunction.

Er, coin inserted, I think. *checks* Yep, it's in.

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:23 pm

You get the Extractor. Inside are some kittens and a picture of Jude Law. But where are the bombs?

Five seocnds to detonation.

As it ends up all being a dream, I insert a coin.

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:44 pm

you recieve a can of coke

it isn't a very imaginitive machine

insert coin in: 3... 2... 1........ coin inserted

AndrewTaylor · Post by **AndrewTaylor** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:58 pm

Your coin is rejected.

I insert a coin.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:11 am

An endless stream of snakes pours forth!

For some stupid reason, I insert another coin.

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:03 am

You receive a copy of 'The Worms Magazine'. Unfortunately, this one's in Japanese.

Tried to put in an onion ring, but the machine doesn't like onion rings, so I've put in a Sonic ring instead.