The Dream17 Vending Machine

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:29 pm

Without any warning or explaination, a giasnt meteor crashes into the ground, narrowely missing you. It splits along the middle, and slides open. The meteor is full of chocolate and sweets, as well as two boxses of Lucky Charms and Lemmings snoozie.

worMatty · Post by **worMatty** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:08 am

(and a coin)

You get a book analysing the event of the crashed meteor and criticising the government response.

/me inserts coin

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:03 pm

Ness turns up with an alien named Buzz-Buzz, examines the crashed meteor, and together they fight a Starman Jr.

While all this is happenng, you get a Bread roll!

I insert a Sound Stone.

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:53 pm

You receive a bus ticket that takes you from Glasgow to Motherwell, but it was already used by someone else.

*another Sonic Ring inserted*

*looks for some more rings*

Devestator · Post by **Devestator** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:54 pm

you receive a sonic ring.

I insert a coin

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:32 pm

previous rings inserted into the machine fire back at you with great speed.

you survive for a few seconds with several large holes in your head and chest area

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:10 pm

Insert coin in 5...4...3...2...1...0 You have failed to insert a coin.

Insert coin in 5...4...3...2...1... Coin inserted.

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:16 pm

...into the wrong machine. Which explodes. Twice.

*coin'd*

Devestator · Post by **Devestator** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:10 pm

You recieve a coin

I insert a coin

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:12 pm

your machine suddenly starts to glow green and melts down into a cartoon like blob on the floor emitting devastating radiation. this radiation kills you quite quickly.

the machine then later returns back into it's orginal state. i then stupidly, insert a coin into it.

Paul.Power · Post by **Paul.Power** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:59 am

The machine jumps out of the window and lands in the street, surprisingly unharmed.

Walking by, I insert a coin.

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:38 pm

the vending machine explodes. a large cluster of various sweets, drinks and other things are sent flying out. they too explode

strangly, nobody walking along that street noticed anything.

a new vending machine appears where the old one was

i insert a coin into it

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:49 pm

You get Mr. Zsasz. He knifes you, watches you die, carves a tally mark into his arm, and inserts a coin.

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:54 am

You recieve a pair of soiled underpants. Well, if you're going to Japan you'd better get used to vending machines giving these out.

I insert a very shiny, newly minted coin.

Paul.Power · Post by **Paul.Power** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:31 pm

The machine gives you a very shiny, newly minted mint. When you put it in your mouth you discover that it is red hot and run off in the direction of the nearest cold water tap.

Use COIN on SLOT

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:25 pm

You receive a red hot chilli pepper. Believe me, it's scorching hot. Drink several glasses of water to cool off when eaten.

Coins inserted: 1

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:37 pm

You can't do that in horizontal mode.

Inserts a coin.

worMatty · Post by **worMatty** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:20 pm

You receive a licence to kick it (yes you can).

*inserts coin*

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:29 pm

the machine starts making a strange noise

you kick the machine

the machine extends a foot, kicks you, then prints off a fine as you lack a licence to kick it

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:22 am

Squirminator2k wrote:You can't do that in horizontal mode.

?

Since you didn't insert a coin, the machine ignores you for a while.

*inserts coin*