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Post by Slick » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:58 am

You get a bill. You pay the bill and now have less money than before. You are no longer happy. You mood turns sassy.

*inserts a coin*
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Post by Zeor » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:25 am

You recieve a note written in a suspiciously blood-like substance and tied to a brick. The note demands that an exorbitant sum of money be paid to one Mr. Jack Thompson.

However, when you attempt to pay, the shipment is repeatedly rejected due to addresses that don't lead anywhere.

Thompson tries to blackmail you on TV for failing to pay, but nobody pays any attention to him. You keep the money and buy meat with it.

I insert a coin.
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Post by Slick » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:45 am

Out of the machine you recieve a tiny wooden car. The car appears to be stocked and offically "pimped out". You notice there is a message on the car. It reads "You've got wood". Without thinking of the bad version of having "wood" you put the tiny car in you pocket and introduce yourself to women. You are rejected.


*Inserts coin*
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Post by Pooka » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:51 pm

You get a green latex suit and a glowing ring. You put on the suit and ring and recite the sacred oath, which you can't remember so you just make it up.

You are now a Green Lantern. No, you are THE Green Lantern. Those other guys didn't know what they were doing.

I clap and insert a coin.
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Post by KennyTornado » Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:19 pm

You receive a penguin. Watch it, it knows Kung-Fu.

Coin inserted.
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Post by Slick » Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:08 pm

You get nothing. The item is stuck.

You then go to a corner and cut yourself because everything and everyone hates you. Then you realize that the meaning of life is infact "popcicle".

You then insert a coin.
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Post by Zeor » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:59 am

KennyTornado recieves the prize that was stuck in the machine. You recieve NOTHING. :evil:

I insert a coin.
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Post by worMatty » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:40 pm

You receive this picture of some dog poo:

*inserts coin*
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Post by Slick » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:40 am

You get a Roof Beer. A soft drink that is made from dogs. You don't like it's taste. Then you see a dog walking near by. You call the dog to you and pour the drink on the ground and the dog drinks it. You've just sined against nature.

Then you see that the ingreadiant is accually "log". You feel gitty as a school girl again.

*coin inserted*
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Post by Zeor » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:53 pm

You recieve a pickle.

Whoa.

I insert a coin.
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Post by Pooka » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:33 pm

You receive Pickle. Whoah, master.

Coin.
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Post by KennyTornado » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:00 pm

You receive a peanut butter sandwich. Yummy.

Coins inserted: 1
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Post by Alien King » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:37 pm

You recieve a flashback of you inserting that coin into the machine. You think nothing of it, and then experience a sudden urge to insert coins. You keep recieving the same flashback and you feel as though time is playing tricks on you.
After a few hours you suffer a nervous breakdown and become insane. Some people appear and take you away.

I arrive sometime later and insert a coin into that machine.

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Post by Zeor » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:14 am

For some reason, your prize comes out of this machine, rather than that one. It's a time bomb. You quickly go through the stages of gradually accepting your grisly fate, and even manage to write down a quick but effective will. You watch the timer wind down to 0, ready to be wiped messily off this mortal coil. The bomb fails to detonate due to faulty wiring. You live the rest of your life to the fullest.

I insert a coin.
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Post by Slick » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:55 pm

You get this picture.

Image

Worms Erotica.

Afterwards you ask SupSuper to make a website for you containing pictures like that.

You insert a coin.
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Post by Zeor » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:33 am

I recieve a Corvette, a hot wife and $800,000,000,000.95. You recieve nothing.

I insert another coin.
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Post by Squirminator2k » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:55 pm

Repo-Man! We're here to collect your Dream Life.

I watch you begging and weaping pathetically, pleading the Repo Men to bring your incredibly sexy wife and sleek car back out of the truck, while I nod thoughtfully. I insert another coin and take a bite out of my Picnic Bar.
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Post by KennyTornado » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:25 pm

You receive a pair of night-vision goggles. Perfect if you're out spying at nights.

*flings a coin into the machine*
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Post by Zeor » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:33 am

You recieve a trophy for accuracy in coin-flinging.

I insert the only nickel I have left after my 8 billion dollars and 95 cents and other things were reposessed.

(I probably have more posts in this thread than the entire rest of the forum combined. :?)
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Post by Slick » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:07 am

You get a sock. Then you eat the sock like a giant noodle.
Shortly after, you see a hobo walking by you after he just sold his cans for money. You mug him. Now you have ? amount of coins.

YOU INSERT 4 COINS!
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