The Dream17 Vending Machine

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:26 pm

I RECIEVE 4 EXCELLENT PRIZES WHILE YOU RECIEVE NOTHING! ROCK ON!

You're so generous to me.

Oh, heck. You insert a coin.

Slick · Post by **Slick** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:02 am

I get a joke written on a peice of toilet paper. It reads "What do you get when you make an action movie about static? A hair raising adventure". I then procead to shoot myself for making that up just now. However, I insert a coin first.
*BLAM*

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:51 am

You recieve a Band-Aid. That was a close one, huh?

I insert a...

...

...

...wait for it...

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...COIN.

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:34 pm

You receive a little model of a plane. It hasn't got any snakes on it, which is good because you'd had enough of the mother****ing snaked on the mother****ing plane.

I insert a profanity. Sorry, a coin. A coin.

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:47 pm

You receive something that's a lot less scary than snakes, and that's a cute little puppy. Awww.

I insert a small round object which appears to be a coin.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:28 am

You recieve an oddly-shaped object that is definitely not a coin. It is beige-colored, has a shape that resembles some abstract modern artwork, and has a few things like screws and springs sticking out of it at random. You have no IDEA what the crap it is.

I insert a coin.

KennyTornado · Post by **KennyTornado** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:46 pm

You receive the book 'Atlas of the World'. It doesn't contain any pages at all, apart from the page which shows your home country. It's because the machine was too lazy to do a whole atlas.

Number of coins inserted: 01

Slick · Post by **Slick** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:20 am

You get a map that leads to the best place on earth. TACO WURLD!
Then you memorize the map and sell it on E-bay so you can raise enough money to buy yourself a new pair of underwear. You then trade that underwear for a time machine. You go back in time only to find yourself putting the coin in that you got the map to TACO WURLD. You steal it from yourself. A flash comes out of nowhere and it turns out non of that happend.
You insert the same coin again.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:06 am

KennyTornado recieves a big ol' bowl of clam chowder. You recieve nothing.

I insert a coin.

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:04 am

You can get delirious is you take life too serious.

Coin.

kikumbob · Post by **kikumbob** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:28 am

You get a new active member. Wahey?
That was really the best way i could think of introducing myself to this place. I attempted to register and, lo and behold, I had already done so years back and just forgotten about it. Its quite nice to see all the wonderful people from team17 here. Very cosy.

And there goes the coin...

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:24 am

You recieve an older, less active member. Hey, 'sup.

I insert a coin.

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:50 am

AHoy, Kikumbob! Welcome to the site.

Zero receives indignation and contempt from his piers.

I didn't insert a coin. But if I had done, this is how I did it.

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:55 pm

You are Rejected. We obviously don't like you. Maybe it's your face.

Coin.

kikumbob · Post by **kikumbob** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:28 pm

You received a coin. Its a little grubbier than the first one and there appears to be a series of teeth marks on one side of it. C'est la vie.

You insert the coin back into the machine.

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:26 am

You recieve a flashback of you inserting that coin into the machine. You think nothing of it, and then experience a sudden urge to insert coins. You keep recieving the same flashback and you feel as though time is playing tricks on you.
After a few hours you suffer a nervous breakdown and become insane. Some people appear and take you away.

I arrive sometime later and insert a coin into that machine.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:16 am

You recieve some originality. Thank Glod!

I insert a coin.

Cyclaws · Post by **Cyclaws** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:50 am

The machine falls over and breaks your leg.

I pick it up and insert a coin.

AndrewTaylor · Post by **AndrewTaylor** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:50 pm

The wall with the machine, and a section of floor in front of it swivel round and you end up in London Below.

I insert a coin into the identical vending machine on the other side of the wall which appeared to replace it. The only sign that you were ever hear is that the new section of wall is considerably grimier than the original one.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:10 pm

You recieve the body of Jimmy Hoffa. Oddly, it only looks like he's been dead for a couple of minutes.

I insert a washer, hoping the machine will mistake it for a coin.