The Dream17 Vending Machine
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You receive an empty box, the machine having given you this in the hopes you would mistake it for a prize.
I insert an actual coin.
I insert an actual coin.
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You receive another proper coin. Don't lose it, as it's your only friend.
No. of coins inserted: 01
No. of coins inserted: 01
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You recieve a chance to be eligible to have a chance at the possibility of being eligible to have a chance to recieve a chance in a sweepstakes to receive the eligibility to be eligible to have a chance to enter a sweepstakes for the chance to enter a sweepstakes to win the grand price of a chance to be eligible for eligibility to have a chance to win almost ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
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You receive a brick which has been written on. It says "Have a good 1977, bro!", but that year has passed. You shove the brick back in, but the vending machine spat it back out at you. You would get your revenge sooner or later, as soon as you go to the dentist about a couple of KO'd teeth, which was caused by the brick!
1 coin has been inserted. I repeat, 1 coin has been inserted.
1 coin has been inserted. I repeat, 1 coin has been inserted.
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You receive a cardboard box. It feels heavy. You carefully open it, and look inside. In the box you see yourself standing next to a vending machine and looking into a box. Suddenly, you get a strange feeling of being watched. You look around, but spot no one. You close the box, set it aside, and walk away, trying not to think about it.
I insert a coin on a string.
I insert a coin on a string.
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Another string pops out of the slot. You begin pulling on it. It resists, but does move with sufficient effort. The object on the end of the string turns out to be Kansas. You're not sure where you're going to keep it, and nobody knows what the hell you're talking about when you tell them you won Kansas on a string.
Coin -----> Machine
Coin -----> Machine
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Something ironic happens to you!
I insert a coin. Properly.
I insert a coin. Properly.
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Machine operates properly and gives you a can of Sprite.
I throw a coin into the slot from 4 meters away. (After 27 unsuccessful attempts.)
I throw a coin into the slot from 4 meters away. (After 27 unsuccessful attempts.)
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An avatar of some strange deity appears unto you. After telling you not to be afraid, it instructs you on how to live your life and gives you a list of commandments which thou must obey. After you ignore it, it smites you with a lightning bolt and promptly vanishes.
I insert a wooden stick I found outside, because I'm poor.
I insert a wooden stick I found outside, because I'm poor.
You recieve health insurance. This is fortunate, since you're poor. Fortunate for a month, at least, until you owe payment. Unable to find a job in today's economy, your debt to the vending machine builds over the course of the next three years until your entire life is reposessed and auctioned off.
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
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You receive a packet of chocolate-chip cookies, you lucky thing.
Coin inserted.
Coin inserted.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine
The hairs on the back of your neck stand up as a paradox ripples through space-time. Empires rise and fall. The planet's axial tilt shifts imperceptibly. The mass of the average domesticated corgi decreases by 0.1 grams. The star of a far-off galaxy finally collapses into a black hole, the entire four-point-six millennia of accrued culture of a dozen races now wiped from the face of existence. Nobody will ever know.
As you blink, you are awakened in a strange new world in your twilight years, your finger not yet retracted from the machine.
A can of orange soda is dispensed. You wanted lemon-lime.
Insert coin.
As you blink, you are awakened in a strange new world in your twilight years, your finger not yet retracted from the machine.
A can of orange soda is dispensed. You wanted lemon-lime.
Insert coin.
There was a signature here. It's gone now.
Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine
You receive some dark matter. As it turns out, it is astonishingly dense and also extremely radioactive. We'll have to get some scientists or something to move it.
In the meantime, in full radiation protective gear, I insert a coin.
In the meantime, in full radiation protective gear, I insert a coin.