The Dream17 Vending Machine
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- Squirminator2k
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You receive an Assassin, who kills the Vending Machine. Another one is ordered from the manufacturer to take its place, but it's not the same. You've killed my only friend. And you will pay. You WILL pay...
*inserts a coin into the new machine*
*inserts a coin into the new machine*
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- Alien King
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a mole worm comes out and gives you lots of money. you discover this mole worms name to be OldSkoolCrazy.
after having used the large set of capitalization and punctuation as toilet paper, i return to the vending machine to insert a coin.
i discover i have no coin, so i use a spare full stop that fell into my pocket from the large set of capitalization and punctuation and insert that into the machine.
after having used the large set of capitalization and punctuation as toilet paper, i return to the vending machine to insert a coin.
i discover i have no coin, so i use a spare full stop that fell into my pocket from the large set of capitalization and punctuation and insert that into the machine.
- Squirminator2k
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You discover that Full Stops are, in fact, spherical as opposed to coin-like. You get nothing. You lose.
I insert yet another coin, because I'mn a greedy git.
I insert yet another coin, because I'mn a greedy git.
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- MonkeyforaHead
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You receive a retraction of the appeal that ends "Oh, and Run smells." As it is legally binding, you find yourself with a nasty aroma for life. It slows drives you insane and one day you stab yourself to death. 30 times.
Oh look! A coin! And a Vending Machine! Well, I'd be daft not to, really...
Oh look! A coin! And a Vending Machine! Well, I'd be daft not to, really...
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You've discovered the America Online disk graveyard, fabled as it is!
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
Superfrog: the best things in life are green.
- Alien King
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you recieve my full stop that i inserted a while ago. you are puzzled at how this became part of the pile of prizes, as it was inserted as a coin.
you leave the machine to think about it. however you walk into a lamp post because you weren't paying attention and end up in hospital unable to remember anything about your past.
i insert a toothpick
you leave the machine to think about it. however you walk into a lamp post because you weren't paying attention and end up in hospital unable to remember anything about your past.
i insert a toothpick
- OldSkoolCrazy
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You receive the last remaining pineapple. You try to preserve but someone eats it and pineapple are officially extinct forever.
Insert coin.
Insert coin.
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- KennyTornado
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You receive a parking fine for parking on the double yellow lines, so pay £500 or do 3 months of community service (which will be very smelly).
I try shoving a duck in the vending machine, but it was too big so I put in a BRONZE coin instead.
I try shoving a duck in the vending machine, but it was too big so I put in a BRONZE coin instead.
"Well here is Kenny Tornado in his purple goodness." by Alien King on DA.
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You receive the coin Zero didn't insert. Your mind boggles.
I insert a coin
I insert a coin
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You receive Your Life. Now you don't have to Run for it any more.
Coinage!
Coinage!
Superfrog: the best things in life are green.