The Dream17 Vending Machine
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- Squirminator2k
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The Dream17 Vending Machine
You insert a coin, and the next person tells you what you get. And they insert a coin, and so on.
So here we go - I insert a coin.
So here we go - I insert a coin.
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You get Jerry Springer: The Opera on DVD!
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
Superfrog: the best things in life are green.
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You receive a lifetime subscription to "What Frog?" magazine.
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
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Your face fills with glee as the mysterious object tumbles towards the collection point at the bottom of the machine. You reach down and pick it up, revealing a... minature, but perfect replica, of the vending machine.
No refunds, to your abject disappointment.
I insert a coin.
No refunds, to your abject disappointment.
I insert a coin.
Hofstadter's Law: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law"
You recieve what appears to be a television remote, however when you attempt to use it, you realise that you have the power to rewind, fast forward or pause all of creation (apart from yourself, of course)
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED EARTH'S REMOTE CONTROL!
*puts a coin in the machine*
*taps the side of it gently as the machine whirs into life, in the hope that extra gifts may fall down*
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED EARTH'S REMOTE CONTROL!
*puts a coin in the machine*
*taps the side of it gently as the machine whirs into life, in the hope that extra gifts may fall down*
Worm Mad - is he a mad worm or a person mad about worms? I'll give you a clue - it's not the first one.
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A block of candy falls out.
*inserts a coin*
*inserts a coin*
Webmaster of WormsTournaments: http://www.wormstournaments.co.uk
Creator of my blog: http://www.kevinstreetonline.com
Worms Corrispondent for Dream17: cyclaws@dream17.info
Creator of my blog: http://www.kevinstreetonline.com
Worms Corrispondent for Dream17: cyclaws@dream17.info
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You receive a lifetime's supply of Ninja Ropes.
Coins Inserted: 1
Coins Inserted: 1
"Well here is Kenny Tornado in his purple goodness." by Alien King on DA.
http://e-102worma.deviantart.com/
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You recieve an honours degree in Bovine Accidentology, but this is quickly revoked after you mis-diagnose a local bull's cause of death and cost the car insurance industry millions after claims based on false science.
Shamed and depressed, you retire to a highland cottage and die alone and unloved.
I insert a coin.
Shamed and depressed, you retire to a highland cottage and die alone and unloved.
I insert a coin.
Hofstadter's Law: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law"
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You receive a Cease & Deceast order from LucasArts, as the Monkey Island Fangame you are producing infringes on a number of copyrights currently held by the company.
*inserts another coin*
*inserts another coin*
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You recieve a rare blood disease, and through its bizarre effects you can now see the entire electromagnetic spectrum. The information is too much and you are essentially blind in daylight and busy cities, so you seek out darkness in rural areas and live out the rest of your life in a cave, hunting rats for food using your enhanced vision.
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
Hofstadter's Law: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law"
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You get a crazy frog.
Insert a coin.
Insert a coin.
Webmaster of WormsTournaments: http://www.wormstournaments.co.uk
Creator of my blog: http://www.kevinstreetonline.com
Worms Corrispondent for Dream17: cyclaws@dream17.info
Creator of my blog: http://www.kevinstreetonline.com
Worms Corrispondent for Dream17: cyclaws@dream17.info
You get noticed by an aspiring young film director who casts you in the role of a vending machine repair-man in his latest film, "Insert Coin". Unfortunately, the film bombs at the box office and the press blame your terrible acting abilities. Your career is ruined.
GAME OVER. PLAY AGAIN? Y/N
You have selected Y
[Insert Coin]
GAME OVER. PLAY AGAIN? Y/N
You have selected Y
[Insert Coin]
Worm Mad - is he a mad worm or a person mad about worms? I'll give you a clue - it's not the first one.
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You receive a weekend trip to the lighthouse on Worms Island.
Me's inserted 1 coin.
Me's inserted 1 coin.
"Well here is Kenny Tornado in his purple goodness." by Alien King on DA.
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You are in Greece, and this is considered a form of gambling. You are arrested and sentenced to death on a technicallity.
My COIN is IN the SLOT!
My COIN is IN the SLOT!
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