The Dream17 Vending Machine
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There we go. Sorry for being so bitingly sardonic about it I just particularly hated having my words changed to Glod and BORK'D only because yuks.
You get a long and incoherent apology from the machine. It strays into tangents such as the machine's childhood and ex-girlfriends. Maybe it needs a therapist.
I insert a coin!
You get a long and incoherent apology from the machine. It strays into tangents such as the machine's childhood and ex-girlfriends. Maybe it needs a therapist.
I insert a coin!
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A neon frowny face lights up on the machine with the caption "I'M DISPLEASED." It's decided to be a little more civil.
I put a coin in the OTHER vending machine.
I put a coin in the OTHER vending machine.
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There is silence. For a while, you think it has swallowed your coin. Then, after a while, it jumps into life and dispenses an exact replica of the same coin you inserted, except it's made out of wood.
You consider inserting the wooden coin and making the same selection, but are doubtful if it will work. You try anyway and get the soda you selected, plus the original coin you inserted as well. Wow, what good fortune!
I insert a coin.
You consider inserting the wooden coin and making the same selection, but are doubtful if it will work. You try anyway and get the soda you selected, plus the original coin you inserted as well. Wow, what good fortune!
I insert a coin.
Superfrog: the best things in life are green.
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The machine starts printing out a paper
it's a coupon for a drink in the machine itself, but when you try to use it it says the barcode has expired.
furiously you kick the machine, nothing happens.
You walk away cursing tearing the coupon into confetti.
I insert my foot.
it's a coupon for a drink in the machine itself, but when you try to use it it says the barcode has expired.
furiously you kick the machine, nothing happens.
You walk away cursing tearing the coupon into confetti.
I insert my foot.
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When you extract your foot, it's wearing a fabulous ladies' shoe. You find yourself asking a lot of questions about yourself. They don't have easy answers.
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
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A book plops out.
You pick it up, it reads "how to make you own soft drinks. A magical journey into the world of soda's!"
You couldn't care less, but decide to take the book anyway, the TV table has been wobbly for quite a while now.
I decide to give the machine a lick.
You pick it up, it reads "how to make you own soft drinks. A magical journey into the world of soda's!"
You couldn't care less, but decide to take the book anyway, the TV table has been wobbly for quite a while now.
I decide to give the machine a lick.
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It tastes like raspberries!
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
Superfrog: the best things in life are green.
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You get a drink that makes you taste like raspberries.
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
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You get a raw raspberry.
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
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The whole universe has become raspberry.
I insert a raspberry.
I insert a raspberry.
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Raspberry.
I raspberry.
I raspberry.
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The raspberry raspberries and you raspberry.
I raspberry.
I raspberry.
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I find a coin still hanging around in the pocket of space formerly occupied by my wallet, and hurriedly insert it into the machine in hopes of bringing the universe back to something recognizable.
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The machine starts whirring and crackling and a black hole/portal manifests itself.
Everything gets sucked into a somewhat "normal" dimension.
You're a bit dizzy from dimensional travel but relieved you're out of the raspberry.
I insert a choclate coin.
Everything gets sucked into a somewhat "normal" dimension.
You're a bit dizzy from dimensional travel but relieved you're out of the raspberry.
I insert a choclate coin.
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You get an adorable plush Zeor. It has a pullstring on the back which, when pulled, causes the item to emit a loud belch from a tinny little speaker.
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
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You get an adorable plush Cisken. It has a pullstring on the back which, when pulled, causes the item to emit a loud fart from a tinny little speaker.
(I just had to )
I insert my helmet
(I just had to )
I insert my helmet
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You get a coupon for a significant discount on your next can of aerosol armadillo wax.
I insert a coin. I'm not sure what sort of coin. Just the first thing that was in my pocket.
I insert a coin. I'm not sure what sort of coin. Just the first thing that was in my pocket.
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You get another copy of that one homework project you never ever finished. Yeah, it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life.
I insert araspberry a coin!! Just a coin.
I insert a
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You get a raspberry my helmet.
I insert my purchased can of aerosol armadillo wax.
I insert my purchased can of aerosol armadillo wax.