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you recieve a diagram of the universe. you gaze in wonder at the way the universe is shown. as you walk along staring at the diagram, you fall into a ditch and suffer a fatal head injury.
i insert something that i believe to be a coin, but has also been said to be a small minature discus used by mice
i insert something that i believe to be a coin, but has also been said to be a small minature discus used by mice
You recieve a real discus. You throw it and break a window of a local bank. Police arrests you for an attempted robery. Because of an un-talented attorney that is appointed to you, you end up in prison and spend there next 10 years of your life.
I insert 2 (two!) coins.
I insert 2 (two!) coins.
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You receive DEATH.
I am worried, but insert a coin anyway.
I am worried, but insert a coin anyway.
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That strikes me as rather silly - I've a phobia of Wasps, so I wouldn't throw the stuff away. I'd find it very useful.
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You receive a safety pin. You manage to poke yourself with it anyways.
I insert a coin.
I insert a coin.
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You get a duplication device which, following popular speculation, is also capable of duplicating currency. Unfortunately, that was your last coin.
You return home where you duplicate all of your paper cash, your home entertainment system, your collection of rare 1938 baseball cards, and your wife. You retire to a mansion in the Bahamas, but are forever haunted by what other wonders the vending machine may have held. Looking back, you wonder why you did not simply make a duplicate of it to take home with you. The memory of this slowly eats away at you until you die at the age of 57 from a stroke while drinking wine and playing Tetris.
For lack of any coin-shaped objects, I insert a ferret.
You return home where you duplicate all of your paper cash, your home entertainment system, your collection of rare 1938 baseball cards, and your wife. You retire to a mansion in the Bahamas, but are forever haunted by what other wonders the vending machine may have held. Looking back, you wonder why you did not simply make a duplicate of it to take home with you. The memory of this slowly eats away at you until you die at the age of 57 from a stroke while drinking wine and playing Tetris.
For lack of any coin-shaped objects, I insert a ferret.
There was a signature here. It's gone now.
You recieve the ferret back at a weapons-grade velocity. You recieve an extremely grave head wound. You survive for a few years, but you lack eyesight, smell and taste. Fortunately, the incident is well-documented by the Discovery Channel, so you die with a large amount of money. The money is donated to a charity, but is intercepted by a middle-eastern warlord.
I insert a quarter. Wait, that was that State quarter that I hadn't added to my collection yet. Shoot.
I insert a quarter. Wait, that was that State quarter that I hadn't added to my collection yet. Shoot.
You recieve an ordinary-looking pair of glasses. (If you have glasses, you take them off, then) you put them on. You look around you... every person you see, the right lens starts playing a video of their own death. You being to feel a deep-rooted sense of fear. You stumble around a bit, before you trip and they fly down a sewer, and wash away. You begin to live life with new enthusiasm, living each day to the fullest.
I put in a coin connected to a string, get my prize and pull on the string. The string snaps and I look at it, dissapointedly.
I put in a coin connected to a string, get my prize and pull on the string. The string snaps and I look at it, dissapointedly.