The Dream17 Vending Machine

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:26 pm

a small model figure comes out

you gaze at it for ages, unable to recognize who the model is supposed to be.

i return quickly to edit this message so i insert a coin

MonkeyforaHead · Post by **MonkeyforaHead** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:53 am

You receive a box. Inside another box. Inside yet another box. You spend the rest of the week occupied with these boxes.

I insert a box-- err, I mean coin.

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:17 pm

Oh, goodie, it's an Illudium 36 Explosive Space Modulator!

Coin.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:13 am

You recieve air. It immediately combines itself with all the other air that happens to be in this room for some reason. Rats.

I insert a COIN!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:15 am

You receive a piece of lint. It looks like one you already have, so you take it in to school the next day to swap for a piece of lint you don't already have.

I coin a phrase.

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:16 am

Having inserted no coin, you recieve nothing.

I quickly insert another coin. Ha!

MtlAngelus · Post by **MtlAngelus** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:59 am

The machine spits the coin back which hits you in the head, giving you strange superpowers over coins.
You also get a soda.

*inserts coin*

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:58 pm

The Runaway Five burst into the room!
Lucky flips a switch and deactivates the vending machine!
YOU WON!
You realised the power of PSI Love Gamma!
The vending machine was totally scrapped!

You walk into another room and there's another vending machine.

You engage the Ramblin' Evil Vending Machine!
Jeff takes the coin out and Ness inserts it!

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:09 pm

MACHINE COIN +1
You receive 1xPhoenix Down.

Coin'd

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:23 am

In a hyperimpossible feat of physics that throttles the imagination, the vending machine produces a big-screen TV. Unfortunately, it lands on your feet.

Using my new coin powers, I shoot a coin out of my ear, catch it, toss it in a circle around my torso, then telekinetically shoot it into the slot of the machine. Pow!

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:33 pm

The Machine vends unto you a Death Certificate. You return home to discover your cable has been cut off. Damn.

I insert a coin.

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:02 pm

a cup of tea pops out

you're somewhat irritated by this, as you happen to prefer coffee

Post by **Squirminator2k** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:03 pm

No I don't!

K^2 · Post by **K^2** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:30 pm

*Inserts a coin, while S2K and AK are distracted by the argument over coffe.*

AndrewTaylor · Post by **AndrewTaylor** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:34 am

You get a slightly smaller coin.

I shall put a coin in now, even though this machine never seems to give anyone anythinf useful.

YouTube · Post by **Pooka** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:58 am

You got a Tissue. This one's a little tough...

C01N0RZ

Alien King · Post by **Alien King** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:27 pm

Squirminator2k wrote:No I don't!

you do now (even though i hate the stuff)

anyway

you recieve a parking ticket. you break down into tears as you just inserted your last coin and no longer have any money

i insert two coins as i forgot to last time

K^2 · Post by **K^2** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:12 am

Ironically, you receive just one shoe.

Coin.

MtlAngelus · Post by **MtlAngelus** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:12 am

You receive a grenade. It has no pin.

coin *kaching*

Zeor · Post by **Zeor** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:03 am

You recieve the pin of a grenade.

Confusingly, it explodes.

I insert a coin.