The Mysterious Thread of Absences

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The Mysterious Thread of Absences

Post by worMatty » Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:17 pm


I will be disappearing for eight days in a feat of work-fuelled magic.

Also I haven't been here for two weeks because I was transported to Ireland against my will in the dead of day in a big metal container on the sea. Once there, my captors made me do things with paper and interrogated me about the work of my senior officers. When they ran out of paper I took the opportunity to slip away, returning to the UK inside a different metal box and wearing different clothes.

You might think it pointless to make a thread of absences but we like to talk about Steam sales, so if you know I'd be interested in something, you can contact me via other means.

See you soon!

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Re: The Mysterious Thread of Absences

Post by Xinos » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:12 am

You should look into using commercial airlines, they're a lot like those metal containers you traveled to Ireland in except their way up in the air and they only take a few hours to reach their destination, plus they usually don't smell of dead crabs and diesel. However the comfort's about the same and there's less leg room for sure, but it's worth checking out.

Safe travels!

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