Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Pilger » Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:01 am

Thanks and yes, please.

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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Zeor » Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:07 am

Hooray! The guys what made me die died.

Damn, though, didn't get to avenge myself myself.

Well, there's still Vader.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:09 am

But Vader's on your side! (supposedly)

Plus, I must be the one to get revenge against him. HE PRODDED ME! :x
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by SupSuper » Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:41 am

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You owe me now. Yes you. :P
Wow never thought I'd see Paul.Power drawn like that again, that takes me back.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Bloopy » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:46 am

Worm Mad wrote:Congratulations, morWatty for ending Bloop's reign of terror
The reign of the squishy blue hand will be quickly forgotten. I'm fairly sure those cliffs are designed to be 136% fatal!
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:31 am

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Joe K: To be fair, HK's only got herself to blame considering she didn't even attempt to find water. Maybe she thought her upgrades meant she didn't need it. If so, she was very, very wrong. Meanwhile, a lot of people seem to be sparing each other's lives. Not sure this is a tactic that'll pay off in the end. There can be only one winner, remember? More tonight!
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Zeor » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:50 pm

"Hmm. Well now I don't really have any enemOH GOD IT'S SPLAPP"
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Slick » Thu Oct 15, 2015 7:21 pm

TRUTH REVEALED!!!!1
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:07 pm

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Joe K: Damn, Mad, that is one POWERFUL slingshot! New Moon never even saw it coming. Alien King clearly holds a grudge against District 10 after Paul's buddy, Andrew, killed Nutter. Sadly for Paul, he's the one to face AK's wrath. Speaking of Andrew, with Zeor's enemies dead, he's feeling bold (or reckless?) and wrecks the Android's supplies. So yes, lots of murder and intrigue. I love it!

Haha. What a heartwarming story. HK giving her life so you could live. I mean, sure, she probably doesn't see it that way but then she's dead so...she probably doesn't see at all.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Zeor » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:14 pm

Just morbid curiosity. I'm interested in seeing what this other partly-to-mostly artificial life form does without supplies. Maybe he just gets angrier.

Heck, though, maybe my mind is giving way and my new artificial side can only feel contempt. Vader killed Munkee! Alien King killed Paul! Splapp tried to kill me! Slick has incredible talent! My new enemy... Is everyone!
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:19 pm

To be fair, it is a fight to the death so your enemy probably should be everyone. ;)

Oh man, just checked tomorrow's 'Day' update. It's hilarious on multiple levels.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Star and Moon » Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:18 am

I just now learned this was a thing... and I'm dead. Great.

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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Pilger » Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:11 am

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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Worm Mad » Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:28 pm

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Okay, this update cracks me up so much that I'm going to leave Joe K's commentary and just talk about it normally. Here are the reasons why it's so great:

The Double Suicide
In the first Hunger Game film (and book, I guess?), the two final tributes threaten a double suicide so that the Games will be stopped and they can both live. This makes sense as the people hosting the Games don't want to see everyone die (there has to be a winner to inspire people!). Here, my character and worMatty threaten a double suicide when there are loads of other tributes still in the Game and it therefore MAKES NO SENSE. So yeah, hilariously idiotic and no wonder they died.

Zeor kills Andrew for the supplies he destroyed the night before
It's the perfect plan! Except...not really. Normally, you'd have to give Zeor credit for killing one of this Game's biggest threats but yeah...this is so hilariously dumb that it negates any praise. Poor AndroidTaylor. Crazy, Crazy Zeor.

The wonders of nature
Less funny than the other two, it still amused me to think of Slick, Splapp and Alien King frolicking around picking flowers and berries. It's made even more funny by the fact that Splapp dies and Alien King gets hurt by thorns. These guys can't even pick berries without hurting themselves!

Also, is Sarge the nicest guy around? Look back at everything he's done. He's never attacked anyone in either games and has healed people's wounds on several occasions. This kind of goes against that scene I wrote where he was desperate to win the contest but hey...
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Slick » Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:59 pm

:D I LIVE!!!
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Pilger » Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:07 pm

awe-some

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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Zeor » Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:54 pm

"Supplies" in this case might mean "FACE"

This is hysterical.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

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Joe K: Sliiiiiick! Poor ol' Slick, all killed with a sickle. Only five left but do any of us really exist or is it all just a dream? And whose dream? Yikes, after all that, I need to lie down.

The 'is dreaming this whole thing' is one of the lines I added (others have included the 'prod and run away' and 'dancing for the audience'). This one coming up twice is pretty weird. Is it Sarge's dream or Zeor's? Or is Zeor dreaming Sarge dreaming it all? Answers on a postcard. Oh, and really enjoyed that, Slick! (sorry you're dead)
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Zeor » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:20 am

I'm currently battling Sarge on the dream plane. I'm working on transforming into a Gundam. So far it's just really painful.
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Re: Forum Royale 2: Payback from the Dead

Post by Pilger » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:24 am

I imagine something as painfull as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCxNHyND68

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