Super Amazing Wagon Adventure - Let's go to URGN again!

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Super Amazing Wagon Adventure - Let's go to URGN again!

Post by Star and Moon » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:33 pm

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One summer day in good ol' Independence, Star came up to all his fellow worms and said, "Hey guys, I have an idea! Let's go to Oregon again!"
After all, what could possibly go wrong this time?
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It seems Splapp, Slick and Bloopy all thought it was a good idea, because by the end of the day they piled into their wagon and were raring to go!
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Bloopy complains about being hungry.
Slick insists they'll stop as soon as they see a Denny's.
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Oh! A bunch of wild animals! That's better than Denny's because it's free!
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Splapp mercilessly mows down 11 animals with his pistol.
Seeing all the bloody animal corpses made everyone lose their appetite, which is fitting because you don't actually need to eat at all in this game.
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Now what's up with this Unicorn? Find out next time on Oregon Trail X!
I'll try to upload some screenshots every day. I'm probably not going to reach the end of the game but we'll sure have some fun trying!

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Re: Super Amazing Wagon Adventure - Let's go to URGN again!

Post by Bloopy » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:03 am

Is that a 6th tree coming into view? Ooh boy the forest is starting to get thick now!
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Post by Star and Moon » Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:41 pm

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Although they could use some more meat, it's not every day that you come across a unicorn! Splapp, Slick and Bloopy decide to follow it and see where it leads them.
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Oh, how nice! A magical meadow! Praise the unicorn!
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THOSE BASTARDS!
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Fortunately, Splapp's skillful shooting saved them from all but a few light wounds, as well as allow them to stack up on meat aplenty! It seems things have turned out quite good for the gang!
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Oh.
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Well.
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It seems Slick and Bloopy perished in the dragon's fire. Life, huh?

Splapp managed to escape by the skin of his teeth, and continued slogging on his now lonely journey. Where will he find himself next?

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Re: Super Amazing Wagon Adventure - Let's go to URGN again!

Post by Bloopy » Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:09 am

Regardless of whether unicorns are involved or not... remind me never to try to go to Oregon again. It's just not worth it.

Also, I'm doubly offended by that simile. I would never be so wasteful as to cut off any part of a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Post by Star and Moon » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:16 pm

Oh, I forgot about this. I guess that means I have to do a larger update.
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Splapp, now on his own, and in desperate need of some new friends, decided to leave the wagon to look for berries.
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Splapp decides to investigate a cave he comes across on his way back.
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Oh, finally some luck! In the cave, Splapp meets his new best friends, Blasty, Shooty and Blitzkrieg!
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That night, Splapp slept soundly, cuddling the guns with him in his sleeping bag.
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Splapp really believed that he could jump over the river crossing, and with nobody else there to tell him how batshit crazy he was being, he decided to do it!
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"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" Splapp shouts maniacally as he jumps from the ledge. "I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!"
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It appears Splapp believed too hard, because now he's in space. How about that!

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Re: Super Amazing Wagon Adventure - Let's go to URGN again!

Post by Star and Moon » Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:15 am

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Oh no! Asteroids!
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Apparently asteroids break apart when you shoot them with a pistol. Convenient.
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Splapp comes across a satellite and destroys it. Meanwhile everybody on earth is wondering why their TV signal went out, and also why there are TVs in the 1800s.

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