Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
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Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
To defeat the curse of boredom, we must strike deep into a random somewhat inactive forum and steal a random persons good idea, and claim it as there own until somebody points out that we didn't! OK, I was just kidding about the last part, I take Zero credit for the idea. Get it? ZERO... nevermind.
This is you. You are Star, a random green helmet wearing worm.
Lakeside
You find yourself in a random place, surrounded by random surroundings. Is that supposed to be water? I don't even know...
What do you do?
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This is you. You are Star, a random green helmet wearing worm.
Lakeside
You find yourself in a random place, surrounded by random surroundings. Is that supposed to be water? I don't even know...
What do you do?
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Last edited by Star and Moon on Wed Nov 04, 2015 3:42 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
> Pull as hard as you can on randomthing poking out from the lake
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
> Pull as hard as you can on randomthing poking out from the lake
It appears to be a message in a bottle, and there also seems to be a mysterious liquid inside.
You give it a ridiculously strong yank considering that it's not stuck to anything, generating a lot of friction. At the same time, a mysterious satellite reflects the suns rays.
Yeah, that was a molotov cocktail... the alleged Curse of Boredom seems to be inducing karma upon you.
What do you next?
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It appears to be a message in a bottle, and there also seems to be a mysterious liquid inside.
You give it a ridiculously strong yank considering that it's not stuck to anything, generating a lot of friction. At the same time, a mysterious satellite reflects the suns rays.
Yeah, that was a molotov cocktail... the alleged Curse of Boredom seems to be inducing karma upon you.
What do you next?
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
> Dip face in lake to cool off (it seems to be a tad inflamed)
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>without regard for whether or not head is on fire, investigate mysterious flying lens
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
> Dip face in lake to cool off (it seems to be a tad inflamed)
You successfully cool yourself in the lake. Cool!
>without regard for whether or not head is on fire, investigate mysterious flying lens
You investigate the mysterious flying lens. After close examination, it appears to be a MYSTERIOUS FLYING LENS! Wait, hold on, I can hit the A button... there we go!
DUDUdodaDOdaDADAAAA
You successfully cool yourself in the lake. Cool!
>without regard for whether or not head is on fire, investigate mysterious flying lens
You investigate the mysterious flying lens. After close examination, it appears to be a MYSTERIOUS FLYING LENS! Wait, hold on, I can hit the A button... there we go!
DUDUdodaDOdaDADAAAA
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>throw things at stupid flying lens
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
Woo! Sorry I'm late, things happening and all, anyway
>throw things at stupid flying lens
OK, first off, holy crap that thing is huge. Nevertheless, you manage to launch the remains of the molotov cocktail by 100% throw free substitute.
Touchdown! Wait, no... Headshot! Wait... that doesn't work either... DIRECT HIT! +5 points!
The sky lens starts flipping off into deep space Frank Poole style.
Well... that was pointless, what next?
...Oh dear... the Sky Len's major rotation seems to be rupturing the tide. WHOOPS!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
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>throw things at stupid flying lens
OK, first off, holy crap that thing is huge. Nevertheless, you manage to launch the remains of the molotov cocktail by 100% throw free substitute.
Touchdown! Wait, no... Headshot! Wait... that doesn't work either... DIRECT HIT! +5 points!
The sky lens starts flipping off into deep space Frank Poole style.
Well... that was pointless, what next?
...Oh dear... the Sky Len's major rotation seems to be rupturing the tide. WHOOPS!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>punch water
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>punch water
You've got x1 Fire Punch on hand, here goes nothing.
And there went nothing.
Oh wait, the water catches on fire. Great, just great.
So what else can happen?
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You've got x1 Fire Punch on hand, here goes nothing.
And there went nothing.
Oh wait, the water catches on fire. Great, just great.
So what else can happen?
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
> Make your way to higher ground. If you can't find any, load the map editor and do some scribbling.
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
> Make your way to higher ground. If you can't find any, load the map editor and do some scribbling.
As appealing as the idea of loading the map editor sounds, you are not God. The only things you have are a couple of weapons and utilities... speaking of which, better get going to that far off island thingy, Worms 3D style!
Awww yeah...
The land seems stable enough, but what dark mysteries could it possibly hold? Find out next time on Starventure X!
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As appealing as the idea of loading the map editor sounds, you are not God. The only things you have are a couple of weapons and utilities... speaking of which, better get going to that far off island thingy, Worms 3D style!
Awww yeah...
The land seems stable enough, but what dark mysteries could it possibly hold? Find out next time on Starventure X!
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>shoot indiscriminately into woods
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>shoot indiscriminately into woods
Eeeh, you'd like to save your ammo, but...
YOU CANNOT DISOBEY THE TEXT!
Well that was pointless.
> Dig around in the dirt amongst the trees, you worm you
I am a worm, thanks for noticing!
Aw crud.
Eeeh, you'd like to save your ammo, but...
YOU CANNOT DISOBEY THE TEXT!
Well that was pointless.
> Dig around in the dirt amongst the trees, you worm you
I am a worm, thanks for noticing!
Aw crud.
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
> Compose a poem about this curse of boredom which has befallen you and chant it loudly
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Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
> Come back from the dead.
You are suddenly alive again. Huh.
You are suddenly alive again. Huh.
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
We need proof you're actually alive.
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
>retrieve sacred amulet and invoke unfathomable magic powers
Re: Starventure: The Curse of Boredom
You look pretty ghostly to me.Star and Moon wrote:> Come back from the dead.
You are suddenly alive again. Huh.
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