Wormegon Trail
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TUESDAY
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Caravan 1
Not that we need to or anything, but felt like we shouold hunt for some extra food.
.... and maybe take out a little frustration.
look what I found
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Caravan 2
Hopefully things will turn around for them.
There... you made it to the other....
REALLY?
You guys can't catch a break!
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Caravan 1
Not that we need to or anything, but felt like we shouold hunt for some extra food.
.... and maybe take out a little frustration.
look what I found
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Caravan 2
Hopefully things will turn around for them.
There... you made it to the other....
REALLY?
You guys can't catch a break!
If you can read this....you're not blind.
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WEDNESDAY
Caravan 1
Even more food. Score!
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Caravan 2
Oh boy...
That's good considering everyone is on the verge of starvation.
But... these guys needed to get more food and fast - so time for a bit of hunting.
What an exciting day for Wednesday.
Caravan 1
Even more food. Score!
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Caravan 2
Oh boy...
That's good considering everyone is on the verge of starvation.
But... these guys needed to get more food and fast - so time for a bit of hunting.
What an exciting day for Wednesday.
If you can read this....you're not blind.
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You know the Zeorwagon code of honor, guys. We only kill what we need and 28 other stupid things.
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Acting all high and mighty eh? We can't help it if thousands of pounds of flesh are practically skinning themselves and rolling out of the woods! Though maybe next time we won't use the minigun.
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THURSDAY
Caravan 1
We made it to Fort Laramie!
We're doing so well I'm sure we'll make it all the way.
Lets check out some of the losers who've died on there way.
Come out and play? This is probably how they caught a cold that some how gave her dysentery and died.
Well, off we go. Things looking good.
...wha... where did he get that arm? Why is he covered in dirt? Why was Sup Super over by that Voland grave for so long?
I don't know. Maybe it'll be answered later.
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Caravan 2
You guys really need to stop eating wild fruit.
Not as hot as Worm Mad's "slight" fever - but bad enough she can't stop horking out the back of the caravan.
Keeps asking if being the wild fruit is "fair dinkum" or a bunch of dirt...
No one understands what she means and just assumes she's delirious. But she's just being Australian.
Caravan 1
We made it to Fort Laramie!
We're doing so well I'm sure we'll make it all the way.
Lets check out some of the losers who've died on there way.
Come out and play? This is probably how they caught a cold that some how gave her dysentery and died.
Well, off we go. Things looking good.
...wha... where did he get that arm? Why is he covered in dirt? Why was Sup Super over by that Voland grave for so long?
I don't know. Maybe it'll be answered later.
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Caravan 2
You guys really need to stop eating wild fruit.
Not as hot as Worm Mad's "slight" fever - but bad enough she can't stop horking out the back of the caravan.
Keeps asking if being the wild fruit is "fair dinkum" or a bunch of dirt...
No one understands what she means and just assumes she's delirious. But she's just being Australian.
If you can read this....you're not blind.
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Caravan #1 is trying to make a human out of spare parts, I guess.
And Beardy remains healthy. His beard filters all the pathogens of that god forsaken land.
And Beardy remains healthy. His beard filters all the pathogens of that god forsaken land.
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I feel like I'm driving a hospital here.
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FRIDAY
Caravan 1
Going hunting because I'm bored.
That's how many died to make 130lbs of meat.
Splapp takes his frustration out on innocent animals.
Caravan 2
You guys actually made it to you're first Fort. All alive no less!
Thing's could be getting better for you.
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SATURDAY
Caravan 1
Better not spread that to anyone else SupSuper.
Caravan 2
No kidding! Although StarNMoon seems to be the sickly runt of the group.
The odds of both Caravans having someone sick with the same thing is pretty rare I suppose.
Although, Caravan 1 left a month earlier.
Caravan 1
Going hunting because I'm bored.
That's how many died to make 130lbs of meat.
Splapp takes his frustration out on innocent animals.
Caravan 2
You guys actually made it to you're first Fort. All alive no less!
Thing's could be getting better for you.
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SATURDAY
Caravan 1
Better not spread that to anyone else SupSuper.
Caravan 2
Zeor wrote:I feel like I'm driving a hospital here.
No kidding! Although StarNMoon seems to be the sickly runt of the group.
The odds of both Caravans having someone sick with the same thing is pretty rare I suppose.
Although, Caravan 1 left a month earlier.
If you can read this....you're not blind.
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This is quite amusing, I wish I'd been here before as to be part of one of the crews (and die of dysentery).
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Alright, so, next time we get to a fort, we send Star & Moon in first. Then when everybody there dies of all of his intensely virulent diseases, we can take all the supplies we want.
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HI ZEOR! REMEMBUHR ME? xDZeor wrote:Alright, so, next time we get to a fort, we send Star & Moon in first. Then when everybody there dies of all of his intensely virulent diseases, we can take all the supplies we want.
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Of course.
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SUNDAY
Caravan 1
Bloopy is convinced he knows a shortcut.
Unfortunately it took us a day going SouthEast until we realized it's wrong.
Caravan 2
StarandMoon is scared and Beardy uses his shrubbery like beard to comfort him.
Star'nMoon sucks his thumb and goes to sleep.
MONDAY
Caravan 1
Ugh, this is getting a bit annoying...
We try fixing the wagon but unfortunately don't have a hammer or nails. Munkee tries to fix the broken tongue by beating it repeatedly with a rock.
( fun thing, the word bro.ken is automatically changed to broken )
6 hours of constant hitting later we remember we have a spare part in the wagon. It's humongous and should have been obvious but we're only now noticing.
Also, the pair of glasses I was looking for was on my head the whole time! Our caravan erupts in forced sitcom like laughter.
Caravan 2
Yes! You all feel a sense of accomplishment to reach yet another landmark! Through all the hard work and sickness you feel things are paying off.
Zeor decides to check the map to see your progress.
"MOTHER CRACKER!" He screams and proceeds to punch Star and Moon in the face for making this trip feel 4 times as long as it should.
Caravan 1
Bloopy is convinced he knows a shortcut.
Unfortunately it took us a day going SouthEast until we realized it's wrong.
Caravan 2
StarandMoon is scared and Beardy uses his shrubbery like beard to comfort him.
Star'nMoon sucks his thumb and goes to sleep.
MONDAY
Caravan 1
Ugh, this is getting a bit annoying...
We try fixing the wagon but unfortunately don't have a hammer or nails. Munkee tries to fix the broken tongue by beating it repeatedly with a rock.
( fun thing, the word bro.ken is automatically changed to broken )
6 hours of constant hitting later we remember we have a spare part in the wagon. It's humongous and should have been obvious but we're only now noticing.
Also, the pair of glasses I was looking for was on my head the whole time! Our caravan erupts in forced sitcom like laughter.
Caravan 2
Yes! You all feel a sense of accomplishment to reach yet another landmark! Through all the hard work and sickness you feel things are paying off.
Zeor decides to check the map to see your progress.
"MOTHER CRACKER!" He screams and proceeds to punch Star and Moon in the face for making this trip feel 4 times as long as it should.
If you can read this....you're not blind.
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Hey, at least we can enjoy the scenery under severe rainstorm!
And Bloopy's trail is to blame for the BORK'D wagon. Munkee should've replaced the wagon tongue with Bloopy's, for the lousy advice.
And Bloopy's trail is to blame for the BORK'D wagon. Munkee should've replaced the wagon tongue with Bloopy's, for the lousy advice.
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No worries.
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Nice Zeor!
TUESDAY
Caravan 1
We made it to Independence Rock.
Legend has it the rock here gained it's independence by leaving home when it was very young.
Sup Super wants to check the map because to see how much longer it will be. He's been holding his pee since we left!
Almost half way there! Not doing to bad.
Although SupSupers bladder is sure to burst!
Caravan 2
Wow you guys finally made it to Fort Laramie.
People around here look skeptical at your caravan.
As your caravan takes a break it sees something nearby the fort.
Seems the grave had been unearthed and the corpse is missing a leg. Who could do something so disquieting?!
As the caravan looks around the grave they seem a large number of animal skeletons nearby.
... Someone crazy has been here, and you all agree that you should leave as soon as you can.
TUESDAY
Caravan 1
We made it to Independence Rock.
Legend has it the rock here gained it's independence by leaving home when it was very young.
Sup Super wants to check the map because to see how much longer it will be. He's been holding his pee since we left!
Almost half way there! Not doing to bad.
Although SupSupers bladder is sure to burst!
Caravan 2
Wow you guys finally made it to Fort Laramie.
People around here look skeptical at your caravan.
As your caravan takes a break it sees something nearby the fort.
Seems the grave had been unearthed and the corpse is missing a leg. Who could do something so disquieting?!
As the caravan looks around the grave they seem a large number of animal skeletons nearby.
... Someone crazy has been here, and you all agree that you should leave as soon as you can.
If you can read this....you're not blind.
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Yeah, let's get outta here.
As soon as we gather up all these other cool thingy parts.
As soon as we gather up all these other cool thingy parts.
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Who is this Voland anyway?
Also would I be right in assuming our characters have gotten over their various illnesses or do they still have them? (I've never played URGN TREL before)
Also would I be right in assuming our characters have gotten over their various illnesses or do they still have them? (I've never played URGN TREL before)
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I asked myself the same thing today. Is there a notice to tell someone healed from something!?Star and Moon wrote:Who is this Voland anyway?
Also would I be right in assuming our characters have gotten over their various illnesses or do they still have them? (I've never played URGN TREL before)
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Voland was the founder of Americans.Star and Moon wrote:Who is this Voland anyway?
Died at a terrible old age.
It's left to the imagination. I like to imagine you're still pooping you're guts out to your little hearts content.Star and Moon wrote:Also would I be right in assuming our characters have gotten over their various illnesses or do they still have them? (I've never played URGN TREL before)
Two updates today because I'm off tomorrow.
WEDNESDAY
Caravan 1
I'm not feeling to well...
THANKS A LOT SUPSUPER.
Freaking knew you were using my toothbrush.
I'm sure I'll be fine though, Sup seems to be recovering from it.
Caravan 2
Zeor falls asleep at the reins at night and wonders off trail...
Takes you guys 3 days to get back to where you left off. You all seem to blame StarNMoon for this, although he has nothing to do with it.
THURSDAY
Caravan 1
I think I'm starting to feel a bit better.
...
I guess I was dying.
I'm the first one to die even though the other caravan starts off with basically the health quality of a cesspool . So that sucks. Surly my dearest friends will give me a decent burial.
Jerks.
Caravan 2
Delayed yet again guys. It seems like the world is just out to get you.
Might as well go hunting for some grub.
These aren't blaster wounds... these are the wounds cause by a beam saber. EVEN THE BUNNIES ZERO YOU MONSTER!
If you can read this....you're not blind.