And the winners are...
Evening, Team17 fanboys and girls. You're all gathered round your computers...because you need to get out more. (Silence from audience) I'm kidding, I'm kidding.(Pause) You're all here because you've been itching to find out who's won the big Dream17 competition that we've been running here. Well, I can tell you now that we had a lot of entrants and some were good and some were bad. But there was one thing that shone through all of them... and that was the passion these guys had for Team17. (Pause, bitter) A passion that died in me, the moment that Martyn Brown told me I had to move out of the company basement and look for work elsewhere.(Pause) Anyway, I'm not here to judge. I'm here to announce... and so that's exactly what I'm going to do. (Pause, getting out an envelope) The winner for best piece of Team17 fanfiction goes to... PAUL.POWER! Take a bow, Paul! Your tale of army exploits touched us all (Pause) Then we issued a restraining order. (Silence)Whoa... tough crowd. Anyway, onto the secon
d category. Music. (Pause, getting an envelope out) And the winner for best Team17 inspired musical piece goes to... M3NTAL! (laughing) I tell you, M3ntal, we'll be humming that tune of yours all week. (hums the worms theme) Oops, wrong tune! (laughing bitterly, Pause) Okay,
final category is Fanart. We got some great pictures of me for fanart but the winner is... (Pause, annoyed) AlienKing?!? What the hell? They're giving out this prize for a picture of an alien? (Pause) Who the hell judges these things? (Pause)Hold on a sec. (mumbling,Pause) Okay, right, I've sorted it out. The winner for
best Fanart will now go to MunkeeforaHead while the overall winner is AlienKing who gets the booby prize of the signed concept art.(Pause) What do you mean the art's the star prize? Who'd want a picture of a worm on their wall? (Pause) Well, yes, I would prefer the pinball. (Pause) I'm sorry, that is my opinion. (Pause)Oh, what the hell. Everyone enjoy your prizes and congratulations to Paul, M3ntal,Munkee and AK. You're all winners! (leaves to "we are the champions" music)
Evening, Team17 fanboys and girls. You're all gathered round your computers...because you need to get out more. (Silence from audience) I'm kidding, I'm kidding.(Pause) You're all here because you've been itching to find out who's won the big Dream17 competition that we've been running here. Well, I can tell you now that we had a lot of entrants and some were good and some were bad. But there was one thing that shone through all of them... and that was the passion these guys had for Team17. (Pause, bitter) A passion that died in me, the moment that Martyn Brown told me I had to move out of the company basement and look for work elsewhere.(Pause) Anyway, I'm not here to judge. I'm here to announce... and so that's exactly what I'm going to do. (Pause, getting out an envelope) The winner for best piece of Team17 fanfiction goes to... PAUL.POWER! Take a bow, Paul! Your tale of army exploits touched us all (Pause) Then we issued a restraining order. (Silence)Whoa... tough crowd. Anyway, onto the secon
d category. Music. (Pause, getting an envelope out) And the winner for best Team17 inspired musical piece goes to... M3NTAL! (laughing) I tell you, M3ntal, we'll be humming that tune of yours all week. (hums the worms theme) Oops, wrong tune! (laughing bitterly, Pause) Okay,
final category is Fanart. We got some great pictures of me for fanart but the winner is... (Pause, annoyed) AlienKing?!? What the hell? They're giving out this prize for a picture of an alien? (Pause) Who the hell judges these things? (Pause)Hold on a sec. (mumbling,Pause) Okay, right, I've sorted it out. The winner for
best Fanart will now go to MunkeeforaHead while the overall winner is AlienKing who gets the booby prize of the signed concept art.(Pause) What do you mean the art's the star prize? Who'd want a picture of a worm on their wall? (Pause) Well, yes, I would prefer the pinball. (Pause) I'm sorry, that is my opinion. (Pause)Oh, what the hell. Everyone enjoy your prizes and congratulations to Paul, M3ntal,Munkee and AK. You're all winners! (leaves to "we are the champions" music)